I've left my phone in the motherfucking house!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And............................
Remember life before mobile phones. We all coped somehow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

No, I don't

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I keep forgetting you're so young.
You always sound like a grumpy 40 year old.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I used to think he was older

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I know you are but what am I?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Awww, your sig
Love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'd still be happy.
Even if you didn't want to go down on me. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You mean would could just have a happy home together
Hugs, the occasional snog, and when I was really pissed, a bit of fingering?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Yeah!
Don't forget the boob jiggling.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

And Jelly Tot nibbling

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'm going to have to go out at lunchtime now and buy some.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Think of me as you do ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Can I watch?
*twitch*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

If you pay

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

*Searches for 50p*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

We don't give change though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

That was for 2 sessions.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Fair enough
As you were
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'll even supply the Jelly Tots.
Obviously, with their heads bitten off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

NO!
Jelly Tots are the jelly studs with sugar on.
They don't have heads or bodies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Jelly Babies, I'm easily confuzzled.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

They remind BGB of my nips

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Wanking Wed was yesterday, so stop it!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You put your phone down while you fucked your mum?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yeah
And she took so long that I forgot about the phone
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Oh noes!
Now your house will run up an extortionate bill making international calls to recorded lines like 'Put it in my fireplace' and 'Red roof'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Hahha
Well no, but it has changed the whole course of my day.
My landlady will think I'm ignoring her.
I will have nothing to anchor me while I do my food shopping.
No, that's IT, I'm going home after work and cleaning up. I'll do the Bigshop tomorrow.

I know BGB will hate me but I can't cope. I never go anywhere without it so everyone will think I'm dead or ignoring them. My dad will burst into the flat with the spare keys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)