I'm being cultured this evening.
A showing of Man With A Movie Camera, followed by a discussion.
Anyone done stuff recently, not involving football, or booze? Or hanging around dodgy web sites?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:16, 96 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm planning to go watch a production of Macbeth in Catford later this week.
But in direct response to your question, no.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Macbeth need fear no man 'till Burnham Wood do come to Catford
That Shakespear bloke really knew how to write.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

His brother Shakespeare did too.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'm rubbish at spelling

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Shakespeare and Shakespear were related?
Why didn't they have the same surname, then?
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Shakespeare was his christian name.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I don't think that spelling was so rigid then
Even the man himself spelt it different ways. (I think)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I went skiing and didn't go on the internet for a whole week.
It was really nice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I had a go ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT.
I only had four beers, so it counts. And we critically dissected the cinematic masterpiece that is Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Which was well cultural innit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Where was this boat?
The boat bar on the Thames near Richmond Bridge doesn't count you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It was Kaol's boat, currently parked in Bristol.
That thing is HUGE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Ah, cool I'd forgotten you were there.
I hear your car journey to the west country this easter is going to be quite superb
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It will be a joy, Jenkins will see to that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Remind me again why you're not coming?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

There are a number of reasons
two the spring to mind first are:
1. I'm a very lazy person and the idea of travelling during the easter holidays makes me feel slightly ill.
2. I am spending an outrageous amount of money on my wedding later this year and as such I have to limit my fun treats to an absolute minimum. This years fun treat is Donnington. And my honeymoon.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

When you say Donington
Do you mean the Download Festival?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

The use of "Motherfucking"
removes any culture whatsoever. *Strokes chin beard*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBCrsaet-2Q
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Well, I'm convinced

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Was there a dolphin?
Where you doing flips and shit?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I saw a french film last wednesday.
I had a discussion about the Cassini probe spotting liquid water in our solar system, while in the pub watching the football last night.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Do you think that while
Water is probably a prerequisite for life, that the variation in temperature and pressure on the moons of Saturn make it possible for life to exist?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I don't only talk dirty.
*winks*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Will you beat me on the bottom with a copy of a scientific periodical.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

New Scientist will make you squeal like a little piggie
Followed by Astronomy Now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Just saying...
fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weird-creepy-ads-280-400x535.jpg

My ex-boss sent me this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

That's well sophisticated
but I don't smoke
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Well pretty much everywhere we've found liquid water on earth there's been life.
Even in extreme temperatures/pressures. So it's possible, so I'm pretty hopeful there will be some sort of life. Even if there isn't, it's worth a look.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Always worth a look
Finding it could kickstart a new spacerace, and certainly annoy the god botherers
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I didn't go on the internet when I was on holiday even though my sister had her laptop available.
It's always a lot easier in practice than it seems in theory.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Like bumming

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Exactly!

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Are you still wearing grumpy pants or are you happy again?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I think I'm OK now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I don't unnerstan.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

You're probably a lolmentalbender or something.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I just don't know.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I watched a program about infinity last night that was fascinating

it also included the phrase "monkey seconds" which will be how I measure time from now on.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

This is why you'll never see a chimpanzee wearing a watch.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

The jingle jangle puts them off their wanking too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

They wear digital watches apparently.
Whilst flinging shit at each other.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Hasn't Steven Berkoff aged
I only regognised him from the mole in the centre of his forehead.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I was supposed to watch that
but had to watch the most dreary 90 minutes of Scottish anti-football.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I've left my phone in the motherfucking house!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:43, Reply)

And............................
Remember life before mobile phones. We all coped somehow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

No, I don't

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I keep forgetting you're so young.
You always sound like a grumpy 40 year old.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I used to think he was older

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I know you are but what am I?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Awww, your sig
Love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'd still be happy.
Even if you didn't want to go down on me. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You mean would could just have a happy home together
Hugs, the occasional snog, and when I was really pissed, a bit of fingering?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Yeah!
Don't forget the boob jiggling.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

And Jelly Tot nibbling

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'm going to have to go out at lunchtime now and buy some.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Think of me as you do ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Can I watch?
*twitch*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

If you pay

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

*Searches for 50p*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

We don't give change though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

That was for 2 sessions.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Fair enough
As you were
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'll even supply the Jelly Tots.
Obviously, with their heads bitten off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

NO!
Jelly Tots are the jelly studs with sugar on.
They don't have heads or bodies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Jelly Babies, I'm easily confuzzled.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

They remind BGB of my nips

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Wanking Wed was yesterday, so stop it!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You put your phone down while you fucked your mum?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yeah
And she took so long that I forgot about the phone
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Oh noes!
Now your house will run up an extortionate bill making international calls to recorded lines like 'Put it in my fireplace' and 'Red roof'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Hahha
Well no, but it has changed the whole course of my day.
My landlady will think I'm ignoring her.
I will have nothing to anchor me while I do my food shopping.
No, that's IT, I'm going home after work and cleaning up. I'll do the Bigshop tomorrow.

I know BGB will hate me but I can't cope. I never go anywhere without it so everyone will think I'm dead or ignoring them. My dad will burst into the flat with the spare keys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I went out on a date last night
That was lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Oooh, there gonna be a second?
How long til Spike meets her?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Yep
I'm going to be seeing her again next Tuesday, should be a good laugh.

And as for the second question, it'll depend how long I can avoid him for!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I bet she never squashes you like I can.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Aye, probably not
Then again she doesn't tend to drink red wine by the gallon!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Only until tomorrow :0)

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Haha
While I know I'm seeing you tomorrow, the next wonder is how long can I keep her away for!

I need to work out a way to introduce you slowly. Might have to introduce your missus first!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

What was he called?
And did he swallow on your first date?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Samara was her name, and for once, I'm actually taking it slowly with her.

Kisses and cuddles were all that happened last night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Awww
Aw, Ags, I'm dead proud of you!
Frigid
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Did you wear your frock?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Sometimes, only the word 'frock' will do

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

It's a lovely term.
And describes his frock perfectly.

Time for dinner.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

it's not even 12 yet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

It is now

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Oh dear.
I don't like Samaras :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Oh my god do you know her???
Is she a dog?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

He's referring to Samara Morgan methinks
And i'll gaz you a pic, she's lovely
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Nope
I'm refering to the wicked witch of Australia.

She makes me grrrrr most of the time.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Ahh, I get you!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'm off to the Opera next month
I'm pretty sure it will be gash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I went on a date with my best friend's wife.
It's OK though, because Flim knew about it and it wasn't that kind of date.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Woo how was it?
I'll get involved on FB in a bit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)