Ha!
I have buckets of wine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good stuff or plonk?
Not out of a box I hope.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:54, Reply)

*looks sheepish*
Maybe.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Them Stowels of Chelsea bastards have a lot to answer for.
Still if you enjoy it, drink on.

When you reach my great age and can afford more than £3.79 a bottle, you will look back on Today and wonder "How could I?"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:01, Reply)

I'm 44 and old and solvent enough to know better.
I just like easy drinking wine.

It's Australian and has Kangaroos on the box. What's not to love.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Do you take the bag out of the box when nearly empty,
Inflate it by blowing up the spout and empty it very easily?

You can then re-inflate it and use it as a comfy silver cushion.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Haha!
One thing I don't need is style tips.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)

you can also
snip off the top corner to release the vacuum but you will then have to find another cushion......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Roo Bros
FTW!

Evening. We has wine too. Out of a box, but with a zebra on it as it's nearly pay day and can't afford kangaroos.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I'm starting to think there's some kind of wine safari I'm missing out on.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Get with the hip crowd.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Indeed.
Oh, I has dinna. Chile con carne FTW also.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Booking my tickets this weekend.
Tell Tourettes I love her.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:44, Reply)

*LOVES BGB HARD*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Nope! not hard enough.
Try harder.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)

It'll never be hard enough.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)

My cider bottle has a tree on it.
Does this count?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Foilage is sooooo last year.
It's all about the mammals this year.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Hooray for me
I've just found the remains of a bottle of Sloe Gin behind the weetabix.

Enough for the whole evening.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

If it doesn't have a living thing on it, it doesn't count.
Preferably a mammal.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

The Sloes are still in the bottle
Does that count?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)

On the packaging, damnit!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

No, nothing at the moment.
But if I get really pissed, I may stick it up my arse.

Would that count?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Only if you have threadworm.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Probably not
Never mind.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)

SAFARI FAIL

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Yay! but what a silly place to put your alcohol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Agreed
But it does lead to suprises though.

I know I put maddie somewhere too. If only I could remember where?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I don't like surprises.
Not when it comes to alcohol or penis size.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Tell the nice doctor about what is troubling you.
On the couch with you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Only if you have that New Scientist magazine handy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Oh yes
Do you want to hear about Anti-matter?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)

She wants this
fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weird-creepy-ads-300-400x354.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

She's due a good paddling

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)

*whimpers*

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)

*ditto*
^ He said PADDLE up there too!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)

All I ever wanted in life is a roof over my head, a full belly and a sore bottom.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Me too.
Completely exactly.
God I wish we were still lezzas
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Ben Dover must be foaming right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I KNOW!!!! : (
Still it's nice to have a kindred spirit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:29, Reply)

It'll hurt me more than you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Not if your doing it right.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)