I'm surprised you can type, hands as sweaty as they are.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

who are these people DiT?
what do they want from us?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

They're LOLWAKI, Vipros.
It's a new dawn.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

great
two things I hate more than almost everything else. change, and dawn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Kaol?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

naturally he can consistently be found hovering around the top of the charts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

as opposed to tedious
and superior?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I suppose someone else being superior to you must be rather tedious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

everybody is superior to me
it makes me cry at night
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

then all is right with the world

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Wow, that's really clever.
Why don't you keep encouraging people to send girls pictures of their cocks, online?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

will do
if anybody was stupid enough to think that I was seriously suggesting he do that, well then they're just daft
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Of course I don't think that you were being serious.
Just saying that it's quite weird for you to be joking about sending a girl a picture of a cock while she's not around. It comes off as a bit stalkerish. Especially if you're new 'round here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Ah, that's not how it was meant
the guy was being a bit weird and stalker-y to that other girl, I just wanted to tip him over the edge into the realms of full-blown internet weirdom. Apologies for any offence caused, particularly if she actually does get a photo of his cock in her mailbox
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

She'd fucking love it.
Maybe.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Then everybody's happy
where did that thing go? Somebody wrote something and I replied to it, but now it's gone?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

They'll have deleted it, I reckon.
This has confused me on many occasions.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

buggeration
somebody said that I should ignore you, I clicked 'I like this' and everything
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

WHO SAID THAT I SHOULD BE IGNORED?
I'm excellent online, me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'm all about polar opposites today.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Again, that was me.
Don't ignore DiT, he's the backbone of our entire civilisation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

then why the deletion?
are you trying to ruin my first proper day here? Are you?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It didn't work as well as I'd hoped
and he got in before me. If I delete I try to delete really quickly so noone notices.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Fucking spot on.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I can assure you
That my cock is going nowhere. I opened up the thread as a joke. That being the point of the board... no?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

No
no jokes here. You disgust me. I'm so angry I could almost crush a paper cup
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

YOU MUSN'T
if you do they'll have to chop down another rainforest to make more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I think we're being frowned upon
for posting too much and trying too hard to be 'humourous', let's just let them have their little wobble and we'll all get over it with handjobs and viennetta
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

post as much as you like
you're right about the trying too hard bit though

vienetta and handjobs however, are exactly the language you need to be speaking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

got a bit carried away with myself there
this whole being new thing is a little terrifying if I'm honest
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

What?
We can't have people posting whatever they like whenever they like. What do you think this is? A democracy?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

good point
YOU WILL SAY NOTHING!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

It's a slippery slope
Before you know it people will be talking about football.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I enjoyed it while it lasted
(Did you see Rooney stamping on that other player last night? Scandalous)
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Surely
the two in combination would be counter-productive?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

you have a lot to learn my boy!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'm not asking you to teach me
However nicely you ask
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I wasn't offering
I'm not a good teacher. no patience
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

My bad.
I linked the main question up to Off Topic yesterday and since then we've been invaded by inbreds.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Send this one back please
He is really really really annoying.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

This isn't just some catalogue of doom where you can send things back if they don't fit.
Besides, let them be. They're making you and me look fucking great.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Too true
Normally I'm completely shit on this, but I may even reach the popular page with people like him on board.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Bitter bastards
Aren't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

in what way was that bitter?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Not you
The others. Again, a joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*sigh*
I know it wasn't aimed at me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

This is though
You're a limping fucknut

HA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm not limping
yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Ugh
I give up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

VICTORY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

a pyrrhic one at best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Someone likes the Manic Street Preachers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

ha
I really fucking hate the manic street preachers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

No-one uses the word "phyrric"
Except the Manic Street Preachers, and people who really like the Manic Street Preachers. It's been proven by clever scientists
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I didn't even know they had a song/album with the word in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

the limp has mostly gone
I looked like a right fucking cretin when it happened though. Strolling along minding my own business and then:

SMACK!
Me: "ARGH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!"
Strangers: "mumble mumble"
Me: *limps off up the road, gasping and reeling*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Stop reliving it on here
I can't take any more laughing!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm glad someone is getting pleasure from my pain
it's like that time last year when you and I got together with those whips and spiked paddles....

*nostalges*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This guy particularly
seems like he needs a little lie-down, and maybe a cuddle
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Me or Darth?
I'm just enjoying myself.

The oppressed always kick downward.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Bartleby has already experienced my noobiness this morning
Thanks to his advice I have learned not to apologise for anything ever again

Evil laugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I see
I did mean you, you seemed to be getting a little worked-up, and we all know that the internet isn't the place for serious business
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Sockpuppet, straight out of the box.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Someone Gaz the mods!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

eh?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You're a second account for a regular user.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I can assure you that this is my only account
but I've been a lurker for yeeeears
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

This is R and R for me

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)