I'm off to take part in a photoshoot shortly
It's for some PR for a project I worked on a while back. My question is, should I belm?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:52, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Will you be reclining in your underware a la David Beckham?

Either way yes, yes you should belm, with crossed eyes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

No, I'll be looking resplendant in a suit and tie.
Which means I have to go home first and get changed as I didn't know I'd be doing this until this morning.

Advice duly noted, though. I could pretend that the sun was in my eyes and i'd just sneezed or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I believe
there is an ancient law that demands a photo belm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Draw on an obviously terrible moustache in biro.
A Hitler tache!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I'd have to shave my existing 'tache off though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Yeah, theres no point shaving off a Hitler 'tache just to draw one on.

(TheColonel, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

sneeze right as the camera flashes

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

What,
do you mean that sometimes you DON'T?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

A bit of tin foil over your top teeth works well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

How could you not?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Not a full belm.
Just a gozzy eye.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:05, Reply)

just take a mong with you and hold it up to the camera
save your facial muscles the effort
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Don't belm
Just go dressed as Alex from Clockwork Orange.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You already know the answer to that question silly.
You always belm.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*belms like a wanking chimp*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I was just trying to remember what you look like.
Thanks for the reminder.
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Pfft
Watch it or you'll be sleeping in the shed next weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't mind as long as Labs gets put there too.

( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I hope he has his mohican at full mast when he arrives.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Fnar

( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You're so beautiful

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)