oh man I was totally sexy dancing all over my office yesterday to 'Good Girls Go Bad' by Cobra Starship
what do you like to sexy dance to??
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:42, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Agadoo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ballamory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Wouldn't you like to know...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Josie Jump.
Would.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Concur

( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Miss Hoolie?
Probably.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

TV Eye - Iggy and the Stooges.
Whenever absinthe is involved I get nekkid and dance.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

*passes absinthe*
Edit - and your 88th not 87th.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*takes absinthe, strips*
*does the birdy-song dance*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Anyone who's watching.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

That sound from the coke advert.
I don't want you, to be no slave.
I don't want you, to work all day.
But I want you, to be true....
I, just, wanna, make, loooove to you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

WRONG
You mean:
To the sound of sweets in the Old Fashioned Sweet Shop being poured into a bag.
( thealternativefact, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

*sings*
"Squeeze my (sherbet) lemons...'til the juice runs down my legs..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That sound lorries make when reversing
If they added a bass line I'd proper get my groove on
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Apache - Sugar Hill Gang
In fact, here's a video of me doing it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

that right there is HOTT

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I like to safety dance
But your friends dont dance, and if they dont dance, well then they're no friend of mine
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Admit it
You don't have any friends, do you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Of course I don't have any friends
i'm an accountant
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

*mini tribals*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

That's a WICKED song
I'm not sure if its a sexy tune, but I like it all the same.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

"Men without hats"
possibly the worst band name ever.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Very true,
but that song is so cool I can forgive the stupid band name.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Have you ever seen the video?
from what I remember they are dressed as a travelling circus in medieval times. I may have to youtube it after work just for some pointless nostalgia.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You are correct,
from what I remember that’s the video!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I like The Simpsons version..
'You can dance, You can dance, Everybody look at your pants...'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Maniac by Michael Sembello
*expressive movement*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Nice work

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

*sweats*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

*falls over, but gets back up, starts again and frightens the SHIT out of them with my dance skillz*
*wins scholarship*
*welds*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

+ *becomes hot lesbian*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*gets camera equipment ready*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:45, Reply)

You people disgust me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:51, Reply)

touch me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)

all night looooong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Your demands disgust me,

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

One Pure Thought
by Hot Chip. I love Hot Chip. Who's with me?
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Meeeeeeeee
I saw them live but years ago.
I think I've missed this time around.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Seeing them a week on Saturday
in That London. Tres excited :D
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

oh and they're from Cambridge
(at least the band was started there)
( djtrialprice, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I started a band in the Cambridge.
A pint glass and a broken guitar never sounded so good.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Has to be - You're The Voice
You're the voice, try and understand it, make a noise and make it clear WOOOOOAHHHH OOOO OOOOH OOOO OOOOOH OOOO OOOOOH, WO-OOAHHH OOOO OOOOH OOOOO OOOOH OOOO OOOOOH OOOOO OOOOOH
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)

*bagpipes*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Whenever I hear bagpipes
I think of that tv programme Family Ness, it makes me smile.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

McToot blows on his bagpipes
While Elspeth and Angus watch those notes go floating across the waves!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I never liked that because it was in forrin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

juss bloo on yur thessle wessle!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Hahahahaha

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

YAY!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I fear you have misunderstood

how this form of bag piping works
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Its possible
I misunderstand most things.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I meant the same one as you did Flim
Ignore him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Jolly good
I shall indeed ignore him! Ha.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

haha!
Yes!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oh oh oh
Personal Jesus.
Beyond sexeh!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:49, Reply)

'I'll make you a believer twaaaaaannnngggggg.'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

*ba-down-dang-a-dang-dewn*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)

*puts on cowboy hat*
"hoo-hoo he-ha-ha-ha..hoo-hoo he-ha-ha-ha"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

latin music
or mariachi

phwwooooooooaaaar
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Like Gregorian Chant?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:22, Reply)

'Scum' by Napalm Death
or 'Dance to the Drummer's Beat' by Herman Kelly

*does windmill*


EDIT or 'Dance Across The Floor' by Jimmy 'Bo' Horne, as popularised by Cash Money and Marvellous in their marvellous 'Mighty Hard Rocker'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You missed out Dancing in the Street
Bowie / Jagger stylee, Mont.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

God I love that video.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I am aware of this fact

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)

It's the bit where Mick keeps popping out from behind the wall
Gets me every time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)

It is rather "special".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:08, Reply)

How are you doing?
Is your work situation any better than it has been of late?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Aye, not bad
I was just having an off day. Stupidly busy though so don't get much chance on here through the day, and am lucky if I can prise Sweary Jr away from YouTube and guitar websites in the evening.

May have to invest in a laptop at some point.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Glad to hear it
You can get an ugly but serviceable laptop for fuck all these days.

They're like digital watches in the early 80s - from 'look at me' cool item to 'free with petrol' within a couple of years...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Monty!
Montezuma! Monty Blanc! The Cunt of Monty Cristo!

Where have you been hiding?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm soooooooo busy mate
It's fucking BENT, is what it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

That sucks giant donkey-cock.
As your attorney I suggest you:

- Smoke some skunk.
- Open a fine bottle of red.
- Have a lazy wank.
- Listen to Flower Travellin' Band at high volume.

Sorry - must run. Long drive and I need a poo.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 17:04, Reply)