I have just eaten far too much for my lunch
In fact I feel a little sick. Silly me, tasty though it was.

What silly/stupid things have you done so far today?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 12:59, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Read this post.
And your mum of course.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Checked in here...
...and sipped from the well of misery.

Apparently it is not as good as it used to be when other people posted.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Yeah! you're shit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

You're right.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

lamentably true DrT

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

It sounds like the Mongol hordes need a new leader.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

+r
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Sorry! should be
+re o
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

*nods knowingly*
Riiighhhttt.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Just back away slowly

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

*whispers* she scares me!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

You've only got yourselves to blame.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I blame Noel

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

He's a troublemaker if ever there was one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm still happy!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Well I should hope so.
You've got a date.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I have two!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Bitch! : o

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I know!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Quick
Lets all head over to LA, put on some skis and jump a shark!

*packs sandwiches for the journey*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Nothing so far but its early days!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

alright flim-flam
how's tricks?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Good thank you ma main man (I can get away with that right)?
How are you doing?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

course you can
I'm pretty good. aside from being spurned by roota. got to get back to work now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

went shopping for milk
started to make scrambled egg. I still have no milk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm just out of hospital.
Back home with a big bag of painkillers and the memory of my own voice screaming in agony as two midwives, one Registrar and a student nurse tried to stop my writhing long enough to plunge a syringe of pethidine into my thigh. Having kidney stones is worse than having kids (not that I've had my kid yet, but I have it on good authority from a couple of nurses).
Then, stupidly, I come back on here and my pain increases once more at the sheer tedium.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Did you like my picture?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

HAHA
Fantastic - one of your finest! I will print it out and use it as motivational birthing material.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I like the funky dance that cat face is doing while you lie there swearing.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

It's uncannily true to life
if he was wearing a thong
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

God love him, he does carry of a thong particularly well.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Yay for being home luv
Surely we're more exciting than hospital?
But mildly more irritating than pain...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah, usually,
there just seems to be nothing but huge piles of dross over the past few days. At least I don't feel I've missed anything.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It's because I've been busy working.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

and breaking your strap-on

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I haven't been here for three days
I think you've found the answer :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Too much wet ham - never a good idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Nah
Too much chicken tikka sandwich and quiche and crisps and cake.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)