"You bloody arse face!"
That learnt 'er...

How's you, kid?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It bloody did, she looked all shocked and annoyed, I could have cared less I marched off!
I'm good ta, sleepy and pissed off about the weather being all shit, but I have no control over that... not yet anyway...

How are you doing?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'm good y'know!
It's freeeeezing here, but no snow so I'm not going to complain too loudly.
Going to see Bigelf in Manchester tonight, and I haz packed lunch :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Ooooh cool stuff... the Bigelf bit, not the freeeeeezing bit!
Hehe what is in your packed lunch?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

MEAT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Shurrup you
Flim, I haz sandwiches (mostly cheese-based), crisps and a packet of Viscounts. And lager. :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Viscounts?
Biscuits of the Gods.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I don't like biscuits
But I love Viscountsand Bourbons and Rocky robins and Penguins
I only ever buy Viscounts. I put them on a posh cakestand and offer them to my guests, along with French Fancies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I love French fancies but I'm on a health kick.
I buy one bar of very nice chocolate a week and have half one day and half another day.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm on a health kick too
I don't buy any chocolate. Then I don't eat any chocolate.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Yes but I have to treat myself.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You see, this is where people go wrong with diets and stuff like that
they say, oh, i've been good today, I only ate a normal amount of food, so I deserve a treat, or I've done a nominal amount of exercise so I should be allowed a curry. I used to do this at Uni, I would go to the gym and have a kebab on the way home and I wondered why I didn't lose any weight. So now I do a reasonable amount of exercise and don't eat the chocolate bars (except when it's raining or I've been good and not eaten an chocolate bars all day or something).
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I did the whole deny yourself thing years ago.
I was skinny, miserable and still thought I was too fat.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Ditto

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I did look hot though : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

This with knobs on

although i went to the gym at lunchtime then ate lasagne afterwards, but it was with a salad so that's ok right?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Your packed lunch sounds wicked!
I am impressed!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I've impressed myself, to be honest, Flim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I was waiting in the supermarket this morning at the self service till thing
and this girl just walked in front of me and tried to use the checkout I was heading for.

I was really cross so I said "excuse me" then she didn't hear me as she had her earphones in so I said "Excuse ME" and she took one ear out and went "yeah?" and I said "I was waiting in front of you" so she went "oh right, okay, sorry" but she had already scanned her sandwich so the checkout started arseing up and I couldn't use it so I just said "well you might as well keep going now you've already scanned your sandwich" and then I said "for fucks sake, fucking cunt" but I said that bit quietly under my breath, and I gave her an evil look, but she wasn't watching me she was paying for her sandwich and leaving. So I just paid for my batteries and walked home.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

So no bumming then?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You didn't even curse her offspring?
Wow, this New Al thing...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Hahaha
See I would have messed that up and probably just screamed CUNT at her until she ran away crying with her sandwich!

What were the batteries for?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

My vibrator
errrr, no, I mean my doorbell. My doorbell ran out of batteries so I didn't hear the postman this morning even though I was sitting in the living room when he turned up and put the card through the door which is annoying as it's raining and I don't want to walk down to the sorting office to get my parcel in the rain and I would drive but my car is in the garage as there is something wrong with it but I don't know what and I don't trust this garage like my normal garage but I don't know if my car will manage to get to my mum and dads on friday so I can take it to the normal garage so I have to hope this garage can fix it without charging me lots of money which I don't have.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Maybe you should have used the batteries
for a vibrator, it'd calm you down.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

It doesn't calm me down.
If anything it gets me excited.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I mean afterwards
not during.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

You see now I'm thinking about you two
and your vibrators, and that's not calming me down in the slightest.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Theres just no helping you is there!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Oh you're welcome to help me if you want!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

RUDES ONLINE!
Where are all the knights?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

At the DFS sale
the round table broke after Lancelot roughly sodomised Gwenevire over it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

OH NOES!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

If only the Modgazzer General were here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

*laments*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Award for the most English post of the
Queing! Underhandedness! Avoidance of confrontation!

You should have scanned her fucking eyeballs until they bled
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I like this.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Most English post of the what?
also PS 'queueing'.

You should have scanned your post until your eyeballs bled. I think you're due an award for 'least English post of the day'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

cueuent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Grrrrr
When I was at the cinema last week a woman cut in the snack queue but she did it in a crafty way. She jumped in the queue to give her daughter and her friend their tickets, then she hung around, ordered popcorn, paid and then said ‘see you in a bit’ to the girls and fucked off outside leaving her daughter to dick around for 10 minutes deciding what to buy while I burst into flames behind them.

At times like that I wish I was Mr Gadget so I could have shouted ‘GO GO GADGET ARMS’ and twatted the bitch in the back of the head as she left the cinema.

*deep breath*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

'twatted the bitch'
Good wordage
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)