Hahah you Deacon, BGB...
It's not like you've successfully predicted anything that was unlikely to happen, is it?

In the same way, I predicted I was going to work today.

AND IT HAPPENED, EXACTLY AS I FORESAW IT!!!!

I love you dearly, but you aren't half a divvy sometimes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh yeah, well I predict I'm going to have a sore bottom on friday morning
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNOW THAT EH!? EH!? EH!?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Because DiT will be visiting you Thursday evening.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:10, Reply)

DiT's not coming now, so your arse will be fine.
I can't stop thinking about chops and dry meat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Are we going to let you do all the ordering?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Sure, why not?
'Fucking loads of meat please, little man' should cover it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I very rarely get past the starters
apart from the Dry Meat of course, but it's usually just lots of chops and lots of seek kebabs. And some naans.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I insist that you take a cardboard cut out of me with you
and talk to it and feed it meat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

We don't have cardboard that big.




or that smug.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I don't believe you
also, I'm not that big. turns out I weigh less than 13.5 stone now. this is some kind of record.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That's ridiculous
I weigh a stone more than you, and you're much taller than me.

I feel bad now.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You fat cunt.
Best just have some rice tomorrow, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Protein doesn't make you fat
so as long as I don't eat any bread or vegetables I'll be fine
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

can't drink any booze either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I don't subscribe to the whole "drinking makes you fat" theory

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I subscribe to the "not drinking so much makes you lose weight" theory
because that's the only thing I've really changed.

I stopped going to the gym too. that helped me lose weight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I know
it doesn't seem right, I'm still not what you'd call thin and have reasonable muscles. I think my bones are wasting away.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Obligatory.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Always makes me think of

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I tend to opt for rotis over naans
simply because I don't want to waste valuable stomach space on bread.

I'm the same re loads of starters and dry meat being my ideal, but a few veg sides will be a good move too, the baby pumpkin is very good.

I think I might pop off for quick wank, actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Yes, but
Look at the accuracy of her first requested prediction. Uncanny I would say.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:08, Reply)

:(
I shan't warn you about the drug overdose your going to have then.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Monty's average weekend surely?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Tell him
but tell him just a bit too late, so that he gets all freaked out while on drugs and makes everything worse, and then when he carks it, he'll never know if it was his freaking out that led to his demise, or the drugs, and that'll really fuck with his head.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

a tad harsh no?
you blighter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

If you were on drugs
that would be really funny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

it's usually the case that funny things are much less funny when on drugs
and ordinary things are hilarious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:20, Reply)

What could be more ordinary
than watching Monty dying from drugs?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:22, Reply)

not all ordinary things are hilarious when on drugs
I imagine that seeing someone else on drugs dying would harsh ones buzz somewhat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I don't get freaked out on drugs.
Once only, in a career spanning 23 years.

I AM IRON MAAAAAAAANNNN.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Wow! that is impressive.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I always found that it was the people that freaked themselves out
not the drugs.

you've got to be in the right frame of mind to start with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Timothy Leary's concept of 'set & setting'
is entirely correct. You have summarised it succinctly here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm infinitely more worried about a potential underdose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

that troubles me almost non-stop
watch the video?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Fraid not old chap
I got carried away with beef and green peppers in black bean sauce followed by a humungous reefer of 'amnesia' - then I went to bed, groaning from chili overload...

Tonight's the night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I'll forgive you
because that sounds good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)