I'm going to see Mastodon tonight
which progressive metal bands are you going to see tonight?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:19, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Actually, you don't have spare ticket do you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

'fraid not

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Cunt aren't really 'progressive metal', though, are they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Best reply EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Think there is actually a band called anal cunt...

they play traditional Latvian folk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

There's also one called Selfish Cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Lovely song titles such as
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"
and
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die"
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

"Anal cunt" means "Weeping Christian guitar" in Latvian.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm not.
I'm going to make an arse of myself with my own band and then watch the leading exponent of Phallocentric Pan-genre Omni-Rock (my friend's band).

I've also just poured a load of water onto my coffee granules from the kettle and realised I forgot to boil the fucking thing. ARSES.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

that is a truely disgusting sig you've got there Al
I approve
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Awwww thanks
I've been waiting for someone to comment on it for ages.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

welcome love
Omg I'm eating the best cereal ever made, crunchy nut cornflakes with chocolate bits. It's absolutely fucking gorgeous.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

oh but in response to your terribly important question
Tonight I shall be studying surgical instruments...which just so happen to be made from metal. I expect I'll be listening to bowie since he'll be forboden on thursday
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

tonight I shall be having it out with my ex
whether she likes it or not
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

out off
(TheColonel, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

rapistlolz!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

be having it out with sticking it in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Try to keep it civil
nah, just messing, have a blazing row and say nasty spiteful things.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)

The Orange Organics.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Peter Unwin George Wall

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

fucking yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Glen Tillbrook is playing a gig near me soon.
I'm afraid that's the nearest thing to progressive metal around here.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I would imagine
'bronze' is considered 'progressive metal' up north....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

"I like this"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm pretty pleased with that one, I must confess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Very witty sir, very witty.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Get a room you lot.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

WE SHALL.
And we'll have an INDOOR LAVATORY too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh no you didn't go there did you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Oh, well played.
You have one too many full-stops on your ellipsis though 9.6/10.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It's deliberate.
It adds to the 'trailing off' effect I was looking for.

I shan't be able to top it so I really am off to do some work now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

It's a Wednesday
I'll be watching the European football and necking tea.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Awww man, I wish I had something interesting to do tonight
I hate wednesday evenings, they are worse than sundays.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

This evening I'm accompanying daughter while she has two canines pulled out of her mouth.
Swap you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You shouldn't let her eat dogs
they could have been anywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

That was far too easy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Hur hur just like your mum you mean hur hur hur



sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

"12 men and a funding decision"
They're awesome, and best of all I get to see them every four weeks!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:43, Reply)

None, thankfully
but "going to see Mastodon" is now my get out of anything excuse. It's baffling and plausible in equal measure.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I cannot attend for I have a date with a brachiosaur.
*adjusts monocle*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

None. However next wednesday I shall hopefully still be alive and thus able to go to Glasgow.
To see NICK HARPER!

Sorry for shouting but i are fairly excited.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)