Half a pund of smoked bacon, and a couple of slices of crumbed ham, please.
OI OI!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*waves*
Hi DiT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Alright, althegeordie?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Pretty good thanks
what should I have for lunch DiT? I'm going to go to Sainsburys so you can choose anything from their range.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Double pack of chicken and mushroom pies.
Cover in ketchup.

Win.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I like the way your thinking

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Another favourite is;
Cornish pasty, cut in half. Fill the inevitable empty bit in each half with mayonnaise, place between buttered bread.

Win.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Mate, that sounds repulsive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Don't knock it...

It's cholesterol-tastic.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

could you not fill the space with chips?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

MMmm...
Chips and melted cheese...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

*has coronary*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Get a microwave curry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Hmmmmm
that might be curry overload, plus those things always taste like shit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Ah but you'll then have the whole 'chalk/cheese' experience tonight
I was jesting though.

I'm going to have something small and bland for lunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

The sainsbury ones are actually pretty good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'm glad you asked me that, althegeordie.
Avoid their sandwiches, because they're full of nastiness.

For something hot, I would recommend a Carrot and Coriander Soup with a crusty roll.

For something cold, grab a crusty roll and some sliced ham, and have a nice ham roll. Add mustard to taste, and perhaps some salad.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Gosh,
how sophisticated!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You're so full of good advice, I love it.
Next time I'm having problems satisfying my woman in the bedroom I'm going to give you a call.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Not sure you're listening to your advice yesterday

to not be a porker just because you waddled miles on the treadmill.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)