To the tune of 'The Macarena'.
"Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty....

Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty....

Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty....

Oh - what a shirter!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I enjoy this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Did you notice the subtle use of the iambic pentameter?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I did.
It flows beautifully.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Neither of you know what iambic pentameter is do you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Not a clue :D
Something to do with five syllables?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

10, five unstressed five stressed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

/put very simply.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Close.
Five 'feet' (groupings) of 'iambs' (two syllables.) It is used to define the rhythm of the lines.

See Stephen Fry's book on poetry for an easy explanation.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Haha haa!!
Brilliant - that's in my head now!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Tuggers is terribly bad
at the writing of rhymes, it's so sad
he's confused re his gender
the terrible bender
& he once got a nosh off his dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

There was a chap called Monty of Boyce
and he'd yell at the top of his voice,
"It just goes to show,
and I don't care who knows,
but I love bumming the boys!"
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

oh that's just revolting
and before lunch as well!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

There was a young lady called Kitty,
who made corsets to hold in your titties,
she'll also make suits,
to look good with boots,
all of which were extremely pretty.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

aww I like that one!
I feel epitomised through song
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

fucking awesome
you missed your calling mate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

BTW - How do you pronounce your name?
No reason. *looks innocent*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Vip to rhyme with pip
ros like ross
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I always said it in my head witha soft i
now it's all weird
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I can only apologise for your shortcomings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I want to know if apeloverage
is ape love rage or ape loverage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

or apel over age
oh the possibilities are endless!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

This has worried me for a long time.
Clarity demanded.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Good point...
I have always presumed 'Ape Loverage'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

this isn't going to help much
but he told me once

I have now forgotten
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Have another spliff, hippy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)