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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't really care, so I'm going to link a daily mail story
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253635/Quarter-mothers-single-parents-enticed-benefits-lifestyle-choice.html

Now I'm going to pretend to agree with it in an effort to wind people up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It's good to see only the DAILY MAIL has the GUTS to SPEAK THE TRUTH about BROKEN BRITAIN!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I CUDNT AGREY MOR

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Modern women are too feckless to keep a man!
define: feckless. "Lacking purpose; Without skill, ineffective, incompetent; Lacking the courage to act in any meaningful way; Lacking vitality"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)
every word of that is 100% true of all women
not just single mothers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Actually, re-reading it might actually mean men are too feckless.
THIS IS BIASED REPORTING
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)
they are all feckless
everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Feckless = couldn't be fecked.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)
shurely
not that, in this case?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Oooh, sly!

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Why are you replying to my thread?
I thought I was dead to you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I gave you mouth to mouth and a vigourous chest rub.
Now, I know this is really creepy but it is a half quote from a superman film, maybe 2 or 3 so I'm going to post it anyway
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)
It was the first one
Line delivered by Larry Hagman before he became JR.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Ah yes, I wouldn't mind watching them again.
Milton Keynes train station is a backdrop for a bit of one of them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Superman IV
probably one of the worst films ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I've been here two years,
I think I'm used to creepy now.
I knew it wouldn't last long. You love me too much.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)
If the search function was working I'd link to the post where you declared your love for me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Oh I remember that.
Yeah, that was sarcasm.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I am also often sarcastic,
wanna make out?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Mmm
No.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)
LOVE ME OR I'LL KILL MYSELF

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)
FINE!
DO IT! SEE IF I CARE!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)
:((((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Maybe I care a little bit.
No one else can pander like you do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)
thanks sugar tits.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Don't push it.
Right, I'm off to tutorial.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Missing you already.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)
You made me do a little sick in my mouth

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)
You used the term "make out"
you're dead to me
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)
There isn't really a decent way of saying it to be honest.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I'm quite fond of the term snog.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I don't like that one.
I usually use 'get with', 'get off with' or 'pulled'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)
get off or snog are my terms of preference

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

my terms of preference what I say to the passengers on my bus.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I wish I could be a bus driver
but I'm not allowed near children
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)
So tell us something we don't already know.
The other 3/4 get pregnant because they're too stupid to think they won't get pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)
We don't know what dark matter is.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Isn't it like light matter but darker?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Yes...
...and it goes with any shoes.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

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