I am jealous, I want to see Mastodon
Instead I'm ill at work, waiting for my appraisal, and then tomorrow I'm being driven up to Morpeth of all bloody places!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's the most exciting place there is on this planet and you know it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)

But it's MILES away!
I am going to annihilate TGB at the Stobart game though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You're not wrong 301 miles from my house!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I've actually been there.
I waited at Morpeth train station at 7am for 4 hours for a (late) train to Edinburgh once. Yeah, they have no cafe or vending machines cos it was such a tiny village shit-hole. Had to buy a bacon sandwich on the train. It cost £4.50 and they fucking microwaved it.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

The cunts!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I was fucking livid.
Went a bit mental at them to be honest.

Early Morning + Lack of Food + Rip off train merchants + a grumpy girkfriend who decided to berate me as it was CLEARLY my fault

= A very angry Colonel ricocheting around the food carriage shaking an empty wallet at the frankly terrified train staff.

Was lucky not to have been thrown off at the following stop but it was the last straw.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Silly colonel
You can't eat a bacon sandwich through a straw...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Could have been worse
You could have been waiting at Ashington. Passenger trains stopped running from there in the 1960's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)