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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I couldn't possibly reveal; that information
But within 48 hours, good things have happened to me and two of my friends :D
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:59,
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You've got a new phone, and lost both their numbers?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:01,
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Ha ha!!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:02,
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Oh you cheeky chops
Nothing's going to take the spring out of my step so there
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:03,
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I love the word chops!
Especially when used in that sort of context.
Cheeky Chops, Stinky Chops, Farty Chops... It's uses know no limits and makes anything sound better.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:07,
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My best usage was "Eh, robby chops!"
when someone tried to minesweep my drink in a club.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:08,
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Ha ha!!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:10,
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Shirty chops.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:14,
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arsepoety chops
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:17,
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Shirter chops...
Soz. I'll get me coat.
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The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:17,
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menage a trois?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:02,
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No
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:05,
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why not?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:07,
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I don't have the attention-span or the ability to share
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:09,
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What if we gave you a bowl of chips to keep you busy while me and Kristine do all the hard work?
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:10,
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Can I have the telly on too?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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Only if you're watching Power Rangers or Lazy town.
I can't get my rocks off otherwise...
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:12,
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Moonlighting or nothing
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:13,
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I don't even know what that is but suspect it to involve people mooning at lights.
In which case, I can look at their arses and off my rocks.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:15,
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Now I'm imagining
Roota sitting cross-legged in front of the TV stuffing handfuls of chips into her mouth whilst you and Kristine have sex over her head like inappropriate parents.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:14,
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That was the plan to be honest.
Rooty will be allowed the odd grope with her chip-greasy hands though...
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:15,
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you can have her, I'm tired of doing all the work
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:24,
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You got laid on the meat counter?
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:02,
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No but you get well chatted up
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:06,
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That's just me in various disguises...
Don't flatter yourself.
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:07,
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Is it really you?
Smelly chops?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:10,
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Yes it was meatychops.
Remember the Little old lady? That was me. And the big fat smelly guy? That was me too. They were good diguises.
You'll also remember a devilishly handsome chap from a few days ago who caught your eye... That was me but I'd forgotten my disguise that day...
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 14:13,
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