Would you like to have one?

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Maybe for one day, to see what it was like

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

It's awesome
you get to wee standing up and scatch your balls and do dirty stuff with it and find places to play the 'I wonder if it will fit in there' game.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I think I would like to have one
because they're magic and transform into something else before your very eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

And you can make them dance
I kept Ms Santiago entertained for literally minutes the other day demonstrating that fact.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I don't think I'd like to see one dance.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

You'd prefer two or more?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

You'd be surprised
I bet you'd love it.

Pelvic floor excercises aren't just for the ladies you know... It's a sure fire way of ensuring a healthy and more importantly stiff one for years to come...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Blimey!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's all part of providing good service...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I don't know how guys get on with life when they've always got their hand down their trousers.
They say women can multi-task but by God men definitely can.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You have to balance the blood flow between...
...knob and brain. Too much in one direction always leads to trouble so the hand is used for manual adjustments.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Tuggers, that is an excellent answer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:47, Reply)

8 years at medical school does that for a soul.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Totally
I can think about boobies, drink beer and play with my balls all at the same time.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)