I dug four really massive holes today
I say I dug them, really I watched a nice bloke in a massive digger do it. But I got to stick my tape measure down them and waggle it around a bit.

What have you done today that reminded you of having sex with TGB?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:26, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nowt
Hiya though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Afternoon
I'm wearing all my thermal undies. It's quite cold outside.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Longjohns and all?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Are they long johns if they are just the leggings?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Yeah
but leggings doesn't sound very manly. I'd see to that if I were you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

They're made from barbed wire and sex
that's how manly they are.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I get the hots for those all in one long johns that cowboys wear in the films.
With that special rear entry flap at the back.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That's called the trap-door!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Don't you open it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I WANT MY DINNAR

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I knew someone would open the subject to bumming sooner or later
it's been a while
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

No, they're effectively thin tights,
you fucking tranny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

cold?
it was fucking snowing here this afternoon again. luckily it didn't lie after Monday's crap
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Thrown a cat out of the window.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Threw a sausage at the tyne tunnel.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Literal Swedish open plan office lols
Ya bastar' ye
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

opened the window and fucked the night!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I got my broom-on caught in a fridge door once
I dare say if it flopped into the butter a bit it would feel the same as TGB's fanny.

Cor, I've met her before, I think I was wearing something sexy and she started getting all gushy near me and I started bench pressing a stool. I can't really remember if i'm honest. I think I gave someone a piggy back.

MY arms felt quite spinny that evening.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I don't know whether to be aroused or hungry

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Both
try and eat your erection.

if you can't eat it then at least try and biff it on your own chin and clap behind your back with glee.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

fine then, don't reply to me.
If you ever want to play Battleships with me then you can go and do one.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

i think he's stuck
in an odd position trying to eat his cock wrapped in a bun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

i feel horny

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Sorry mate
I tried for two straight hours and I absolutely cannot fellate myself

And I no longer have a job
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Chucked a chip up the M1

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Fucked a fleshlight.
with a carbon nanotube.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

with a carbon nanotube.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

You seem to be following me round today doing rubbish strikethroughs.
That one doesn't even make much sense.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Did you pee into the holes afterwards to see how fast the soils take fluids?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I went to the beach
and watched a man dig a few small holes with a little digger, while I took photos and stuck my measuring tape in them.

not quite as exciting as your day, holewise, but it was at the beach, which was a bonus.

took much less time than I expected too, so I blatantly should have taken my surfboard :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)