I think I did
but I've been naked on here before and no-ones ever really cared.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have but I wouldn't tell them
Do you have to lean out of the bath to reach the laundry basket?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:19, Reply)

a bit
but not much, or I'd get cold and wouldn't bother.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

OMG ROOTA
Prepare to receive some sweaty gazzes from internet menfolk.

A GIRL. NUDEY. ONLINE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm not NOW!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:23, Reply)

LIES!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:26, Reply)

This is brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Oh my god no
It reminds me of one of my exes.
When he's doing it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

What, 'it'?
I thought you were pure!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I meant when he was touching himself
I have never had sex
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

He pointed at you while he touched himself?
Smooth mover.

*points* "See, baby? See what I could be doing to you?"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, Reply)

HOUSELOLZ!
I meant the face, not the pointing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'm going to try this next time me and mrs get it on.
So, probably next year sometime.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

You and 'Mrs Al' get it on all the time
Surely. I mean she's right there on the end of your arm.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahahaa
ha
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

WINNAR!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I totally just gazzed her
asking for a naked picture of her in exchange for one of me
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Oh my God, I haz 1 unread message in red

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Ah, I may have failed.
My opening gambit was my cock.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Giving it away for free
Man-whore.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:26, Reply)

*gazzes*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Thankfully, that link hasn't turned red yet
I don't want to see Devil-meat (and I don't mean quorn).
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, Reply)

You should
it's really cute, like a little cocktail sausage that hasn't been cooked yet. Only about half the size.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I prefer describing it as a 'dead bird'.
You know, the ones that fall out of the nest before they have feathers or anything.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

It has a beak?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Hasn't everyone's got a beak?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Aww, I hope mine didn't fall off
That wouldn't be good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I found one of those and buried it
And a boy went past and laughed but I still buried it :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Awe.
Poor dead cockbird.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Its poor neck

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Ha, tiny cock joke
I've heard all the stories about what you and DiT got up to at that there Christmas party. For shame, that Geordie. For shame.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Look there's nothing wrong if two consenting adults want to bounce their testicles together to see what it's like

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

It made me feel warm and safe.
And afterwards, sore.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's how he does it
He makes you feel safe, then ups it until you're left as a crying wreck, cowering in the corner, and afraid to venture near the rest of humanity ever again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I only felt sore
when your wife was spanking me. But you were asleep by then.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I sleep with one eye open.
I SAW IT ALL.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I'VE SEEN AL IN HIS PANTS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My pants have seen you!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Oh shit we're all doomed now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

My gosh
And you saw my pants on my wedding day!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Oh bollocks, I appear to be a horrendous slut.
It was all innocent, honest guv
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

That's why you were wanking like a chimp

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

And flinging my poo around.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)