I've discovered a great dieting tip.
Go home after work and ring up your ISP and spend ages waiting to be put through to someone only to be told you need to speak to someone else. Repeat this a few times and by the time you've finished it's 8pm which means you eat your dinner later than usual and don't get hungry again later in the evening as you're fast asleep.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I like your style
Ever done Slimming World?
I want to know how many syns a Go Ahead yogurt bar is...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Nope! don't do diets.
I just do my own thing. Which is probably why I'm still fat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Well I'm doing my own thing really
But Slimming World's principles are the ones that work best for me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm sticking to the 'a little of what you fancy does you good' principle.
I think Jeff would like a bit of something to grab onto.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

The 'Saxon' Theory, as it also known

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Yeah, little hits for 30 years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)

As in the band or the history period?

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

www.myvideo.de/watch/6013478/SAXON_A_Little_Bit_Of_What_You_Fancy_live
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I have the hair for it now.
*headbangs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I get very annoyed by peoples dismissal of saxons mid 80s period.
Admittedly Destiny is pretty shit, but Rock the Nations is a really good album.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I have to confess
I only really like 'Wheels of Steel' and 'Denim & Leather' - them not all that much and even then mainly for nostalgic reasons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Awwww man
I'm totally upset with you now. ONLINE.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Shit bro.
I'm just going to have to live with that, ONLINE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I love a bit of eighties metal but...
the purple shirted guitarist looks like he is cumming continuously and the lead singer is actually wearing a thong type of thing over his spandex trousers, just like Rosemary Connelly!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I do have what I fancy
Like wine, for example, but I know the 'syns' value of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

If I gave up wine then it would be so much easier.
But I like wine. It makes me feel all funny inside.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I love wine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Breasts, etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Goes without saying.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Eat more healthily and excercise more

that'll be £500 please
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

nyce Samuel Pepys spellynge of 'synnes', there, Rootes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Hahah
No, they're called 'syns' in Slimming World.
It's so that you don't see them as 'bad'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

That is retarded

"I'm afraid to tell you Mr. Jarvis that you have lung concer"

"Phew, at least I don't have cancer!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I know it's retarded
I know what it's all about.
But their advice of eating speedfoods and counting the wine etc in 'syns', and being allowed as much pasta and spuds as I like really works.
Until I go mental, drink a bottle of wine and go to the chippy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

That's just silly though
you can't eat as much pasta and spuds as you like and expect to lose weight. It's just physically impossible.


Unless you don't actually like pasta and spuds of course.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Albert, I'm telling you
I needed to lose a stone for my mate's wedding a couple of years ago.
I ate ALL the pasta and spuds as I liked, very little meat (there is a meat version with very little carbs), I ate lots of Quorn, mushy peas and beans (superspeed foods).
I lost a stone in a month.
I did the same after Christmas and lost 7lb in the first week.
Magic. I am proof.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Please, what are "speedfoods"?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's when you hide your drugs in a raison.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)

d'etre?
That seems a little too metaphysical to have any practical applications.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh crap, I tried lots of different letters and O looked the most correct. But it should have been an I.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

foods that burn more off than they contain

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

They don't actually exist you know

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It fell off me!
It fell off my uncle, my nephew and my nana.
It changed my nephew's life. He's not dead fat any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Eating pulses is good for you
but eating tons of pulses and not doing any exercise will not make you thinner. They do not magically burn off fat, they simply fill you up with a smaller portion size so that you don't tend to eat as much.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Look dude, it happened
I don't care how or why.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I bet you think David Calvert is really Jon Venebles too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

e pure is
i no his mums mates binman n e sed it wuz im
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

you shud txt all ur mates n tell em n stuf

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

i av

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Hahahah genius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

You have reminded me of a joke.
"I'm afraid to tell you Mr Jarvis that you have lung cancer. Also, you have Alzheimer's."

"Phew, at least I don't have cancer!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I knew my post sounded familiar

just couldn't place it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You forgot the bit about Alzheimer's
Oh, the irony!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)