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Following up from Wookie
You look like John Barrowman in the first, Tom Cruise in the second and Johnny Galecki (in big bang mode) in the third.
Johnny Galecki's IMBD page is like porn to me.... erm... excuse me for a second
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:13,
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is he Leonard?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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Yes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:15,
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that show is awesome
particularly the Penny aspect.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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Sheldon is also weirdly attractive
I am aware I have issues
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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he has some excellent t shirts, I'll give you that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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I would totally hit that
I love the big gangly geek.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:21,
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This^
on both counts
EDIT: I meant what Vipros said!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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haha
no no, you are allowed to fancy sheldon too
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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No, no, you can have first crack
and second, and third
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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How many arses does this man have?
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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I've just noticed that no-one replied to this
Even though it cracked me up
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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Why thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Still doesn't answer my question though, does it?
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:40,
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If I knew the answer
I wouldn't have posted such a lame-arse response to the question
Sorry
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42,
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Hahahahah good one
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:10,
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I like penny
but I preferred her ginger sister from 8 simple rules.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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I prefered her at the time
but penny when older is hot.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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I would like them as a pair
shortly after my Katy Perry/Zooey Deschenel-twins experiment.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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man, that'd be sweet
I think you probably need a second opinion, so I'd be glad to help
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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AHEM
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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christ Roota
I know you want my cock, but you don't have to act so envious!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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Shurrup ya dirty cunt
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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Do you want to try as triplets?
Triplet porn would just be crazy.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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Well I have expressed my desire to recreate the Three Graces with them
But triplets is stretching it. Maybe 'foxy older cousin'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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How about "mother and daughters"
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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That sounds really offensive
I'm not implying you look old enough to be their mother.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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I'm just thinking in terms of porn
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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You just gave me a wobbly lip
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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which one?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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Left or right?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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Pair of pricks
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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a pair of them would certainly make your lips wobble
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39,
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cheeks too I'd wager!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43,
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christ sake
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46,
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Stretch, yes
Wobble though?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:47,
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quiver with excitement perhaps
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:49,
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You been writing mum novels again?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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writing, no
reading, yes
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 15:01,
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Oh hell yes.
For such an enormous bloater, you have exquisite taste.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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It's the rapist and peadophile in me
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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what has DiT got to do with it?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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Brilliant riposte
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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*doffs cap*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:30,
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Is it the same guy,
or can you accomodate two at a time now?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26,
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I've got this amazing new lube
so yes, two at a time is now an option.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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That is probably the nicest thing anyone I've never met has ever said about me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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Okay we get it, you don't think much of yourself
but given what you look like, I'm not in the least bit surprised, and whole self deprecating thing is getting quite old now.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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Al I don't think
you are in a position to be critical about what people look like you bog eyed freak
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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My position on the other side of the internet
is the perfect one in which to be as critical as I like.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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Not with me it isn't.
It's something that's incredibly hard to stop even when you start to think better about yourself.
It's only since joining B3ta that I've become more lax about having my photo taken.
This is me

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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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The chess piece?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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Fuck off
On this occasion I was actually just thanking TGB for saying something nice. Is that not allowed? Tell you what, I won't say anything else negative about myself - I'll just let you do it, as you enjoy it so much
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26,
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Nope
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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Of course it's fucking not.
Next it'll be *hugs*, and then we're back to internet cakes and hsh threads.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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That's exactly where I was going
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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Why, Al, why? Why would you want to back there?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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No, I didn't mean that
I meant you're justification for not being nice is where I was headed. I don't want to go back to that. *thousand yard stares*
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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You're?
YOU'RE?
What the fuck has happened to you, man?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35,
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*hangs head in shame*
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38,
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shame bowl of jizz
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46,
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Wookie
Do you need a hug?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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It's because he wasn't on that list yesterday.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34,
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I'm still bitter that Al got Clenders as his bff, and I'm left with nothing.
NOTHING.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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But I thought you had first dibs on Clenders.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39,
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So did I.
*cries*
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42,
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I got my dibs in before him
so his dibs just slid off harmlessly
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42,
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I'm avoiding hugs until I can be squished between you, Lusty and Clenders.
Anything in the meantime would just feel like a pale imitation.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34,
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This would be the only reason I would come to cornwall at easter
but sadly I'm still not.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38,
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Oh well,
more for me.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39,
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and me
although all I'm liable to get is punched in the face by TGB...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43,
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This will be my second favourite part of the holiday.
Best put your croissant somewhere safe.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46,
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I may need to be reminded why I'm going again....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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Even a punch in the face from such a wonderful example of womanhood
is better than full on sex from most others.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46,
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