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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'Ere she is!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ello love
I just helped chop off a hamsters leg. Fun times!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Rodent maimer!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It was already buggered
His cagemate ate most of his foot
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Was it a normal hamster?
Or a Russian dwarf hamster? Shouldn't keep normal hamsters in pairs as they do have a tendency to eat one another.

I would report the owner and make sure the Daily Mail knows about it for good measure.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

in my experience
dwarf hamsters don't get on all that well together either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

My sister had Chinese hamsters
They didn't get on well either. In conclusion, all hamsters are obviously douchebags.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

only to each other
you say mean things about my hamster and there will be trouble!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Oh my goodness
Why did it have to be chopped off?
I'm glad you chopped off its leg and didn't put it to sleep though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

was it OK?
my robrovski, neutrino, had it done, but he didn't survive the anaesthetic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah he's fine, likes sundried tomatoes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Aw, hooray for him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

awww :)
i didn't know they could have sundried tomatoes! May feed some to Jack
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

These are sainsburys taste the difference ones so I think he likes the oregano infusion
Poncy roborovski
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I nearly came home with a robrovski
the other day. He was a rescue hamster, very tiny with mad hair and, best of all called TITAN!

I hope he found a good home
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Wotcha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Awight?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Neigh bad, neigh bad
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Hehe
You beat me to it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Hiya you
Any more from B3ta man?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

pretend his name is Max

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I thought that as I typed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I am officially calling it B3tan Watch. :)
Today I have discovered that he wears glasses… that is all I have discovered… as I have been getting on with my work like a good girl!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You have to find out one more thing today

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Will do chicky!
He’s wearing a white shirt today, he’s clearly mixing it up a bit! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Woah
So it was casual on thursday but smart on Friday?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I’m not sure,
do you think blue shirts count as casual? Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh,
I thought it was a blue t-shirt!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Ah noooooo,
it was a shirt, shirt! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm dying for you to know where he looks so that you can put
LOOK BEHIND YOU as a messgae.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Hehe I can’t seem to work out where he looks on B3ta.
His screen is quite small from where I am, I noticed the front page yesterday because I was on it at the same time… the other screens just look grey so he could be on anything really!?! Spooky!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Daym

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Gaz EVERYONE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I have a white shirt on today...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

ohmigod
Is it you???
Did you have on a blue one yesterday?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Maybe...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Look behind you
Can you see Flim-Flam?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

There is some mad bird dress as a bee with a giraffe in her mouth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

That's her!
EDIT That giraffe pic is fit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I fear I have got all of your hopes up, there are no giraffe devouring girls anywhere in my vicinity
the search for the mystery B3tan continues!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Boooooo! :(

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

You fucking little fucker

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

The shirts were correct so it was all based on truth

but my office is open plan so I would have known by now if Flimmy was here!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Also your office has to be next to my office…
I take it you don’t work near St Pauls?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

he's not in her building!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Hahaha nope,
his office is next to mine… though a window and into another building… probably 12ish meters away and a floor lower than mine! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I think there's a fellow b3tan in my outer group of friends
he posted the Galaxy song on his Facebook suspiciously quickly after it was highlighted on here yesterday....coincidence?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

A friendd of mine certainly reads the site, but i'm not sure if he has a login or not

I quiet like being alone in here!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

yeah that was how I felt
a sense of "you can't come in here, this is my secret den!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)

My old flatmate reads the newsletter
which is how I heard about b3ta in the first place. She was most amused by my beans story.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Haha have you found an interloper?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I have indeedy.
He’s a B3tan but I can only see the back of his head! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Ello future spouse
Smooshes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Alright there my lovely!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)