I am concerned.
Yesterday evening I had dinner, but I was still hungry, so I ate all of the biscuits and crisps, but I was still hungry, so I had another dinner.

Am I becoming a lolfatty? Only time will tell. But it would be irritating as I bought some new jeans at the weekend that are all of the sex and I would be distressed to out-bloat them within a week.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:26, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're just having a growing spurt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

This morning I am sensible and mature
and I shall therefore resist making wank jokes even though you have used the word spurt.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

How very civilised of you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

What's happening to me, Blousie?
*fears*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You've obviously not been seeing Clendrix enough.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

It can't be that.
I'm not sure it would be possible for me to see any more of her.

/statement left deliberately ambiguous
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

You have worms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Aw man,
I'm not allowed pets in my flat :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Here we go


This will be you after your marathon dinner fest.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I'm getting fat, not turning into Wormulus.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

But you do so like the laydeez

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I am considering taking my lechery semi-pro.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I will lend you my maternity jeans. Plenty of room for an expanding waistline.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)