Women do my fucking head in
They are the cause of all my life's woes. I saw a documentary on Kenneth Williams on the weekend where he was described as asexual, and I thought to myself that might be the way forward for me.

Go for your life, strikethrough fans!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:34, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Women do my fucking head in
They are the cause of all my life's woes. I saw a documentary on Kenneth Williams on the weekend where he was described as asexual, and I thought to myself that might be the way forward for me.

I'm a MASSIVE MASSIVE SHIRTER
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I explicitly asked for that, didn't I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Damn right you did

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ah - such subtlety.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

What's a shirter again?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Homosexual.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Thanks

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I agree
the happy & calm periods of my life have been as a singleton
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Same here but.......
I want a fucking cuddle.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*internet hugzorz*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

cuddle
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

"I saw a documentary on Kenneth Williams on the weekend where he was described as asexual, and I thought to myself that might be the way forward for me. wanked myself senseless."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

The only constant in this experiment is you
therefore we can determine that it is you taht is at fault not the series of experimental and control women.

Love Dr. Ape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I'm sure you are entirely correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Conclusion, you are a repressed shirter

this is why woman get all mental around you.

Next week we can discuss your Klismaphilia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

his love of German footballer
Jurgen Klinsmann?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

He was shit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)