Selfridges K cup.
How happy does this make you?

I like breasts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:15, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not very happy for those that have to carry those puppies around all day.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Yeah.
Wife's a 38G and she whinges a bit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Give her a gentle tap just under the chin
no force in it, nothing that can leave a bruise, but keep the eye contact, let her know what you really mean. Then sit down and wait for your dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I makes me feel funny inside
like a sneeze, but better
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Are you taking anything for it?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Pepper!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Badum Tish!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I don't like breasts with type 2 diabetes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I bet they have to get someone to put the bra on for them.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

yeah with an oar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Not very.
Mine are going to look even smaller next to everyone else's now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Doesn't bother me
Its quality that matters. I've been with a girl with massive G cup puppies that were horrible and a girl with A cup that are superb. One girlfriend had a D cup and imagine the scene when she took her bra off in front of me for the first time. "Oh yeah, OH yeah!, OH YEAH!!!, oh, oh dear"
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

LoL. (really)
Did you shout "thump thump" as they were liberated? I do.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

No, I just cried
her arse did the same. So so disappointing. I mean she looked fucking great with clothes on but the clothes were holding everything in the right place. My wife has a superb arse and when she takes her clothes of it stays up where it should be. Same goes for her puppies, that's why I married her.
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

And what happens when your wife's eventually go south?
Look for a younger model?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

They'll never go south
Not if she knows what's good for her! Oh and not if her mothers anything to go by.
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

HaHa! MiLILF.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Not at all,
I bet those breasts are attached to mega fatties.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Or women holding fish

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Someone posted a photo a while ago
of a woman with very large breasts holding a fish.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I don't think holding fish increases your boob size.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Depends where you're holding them.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I read that rubbing trout fillets on your breasts tightens the skin
and makes them appear more pert
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Really?
*raises eyebrow*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Yeah it's true
It's based on the same research that said that using a bodybrush, (massaging clockwise and moving toward the heart) improves your skin.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I think you dreamt that.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

wrong - apparently
it's a piece of loo roll.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

^this
with bingo wings on
( Peej, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Not necessarily.
More likely to be Jordanaires.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Ah wash ma'self with a rag on a stick
now go get mommas turning paddle
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

i'll take small and pert any day

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You'd take anything any day though

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes
Yes I would

Edit - is it too late to get a y/m in there?

Damn
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

any^2 every^2
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I like breasts too
Ooh! The new fangled quick reply thing!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

it makes me sad because my breasts are no where near that large

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

And you wouldn't want them to be.
Believe me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

True enough I reckon
I like mine well enough
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Details please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

if they were any larger you wouldn't be able to see my tattoo
and when I say "you" I'm speaking in general terms
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

That's a much better response than I was expecting
More original than the standard "two numbers and a letter" format. Bravo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Have you tried blowing into your nipples with a footpump?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Like Legless?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

into onto.
Yes frequently. It's nice.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

We can take solace in the fact that in twenty years time
Our's will still be in the exact same place.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

good point

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

There's no solace in that
if the exact same place they'll be in is Derbyshire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah but I'm in Manchester,
So it's fine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'll take your word for that
I've only ever been to a couple of gigs and an airport. Not a real flavour of the city
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

But there is if in the meantime they have been on Psychochomps cock.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Women do my fucking head in
They are the cause of all my life's woes. I saw a documentary on Kenneth Williams on the weekend where he was described as asexual, and I thought to myself that might be the way forward for me.

Go for your life, strikethrough fans!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Women do my fucking head in
They are the cause of all my life's woes. I saw a documentary on Kenneth Williams on the weekend where he was described as asexual, and I thought to myself that might be the way forward for me.

I'm a MASSIVE MASSIVE SHIRTER
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I explicitly asked for that, didn't I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Damn right you did

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ah - such subtlety.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

What's a shirter again?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Homosexual.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Thanks

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I agree
the happy & calm periods of my life have been as a singleton
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Same here but.......
I want a fucking cuddle.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*internet hugzorz*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

cuddle
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

"I saw a documentary on Kenneth Williams on the weekend where he was described as asexual, and I thought to myself that might be the way forward for me. wanked myself senseless."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

The only constant in this experiment is you
therefore we can determine that it is you taht is at fault not the series of experimental and control women.

Love Dr. Ape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I'm sure you are entirely correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Conclusion, you are a repressed shirter

this is why woman get all mental around you.

Next week we can discuss your Klismaphilia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

his love of German footballer
Jurgen Klinsmann?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

He was shit.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)