So it's Monday night, there's nothing much on telly. I've already written a portfolio case at work and am currently exchanging yo mama jokes with a guy on another site.
What are you up to this evening?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:13, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm doing fuck all
I'm bored.

And I've only got a bottle of wine in the house that came free with a curry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

googling a prospective employer ready for an interview on thursday

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

fuck all here
got home late, only finished dinner an hour ago, then watched Masterchef Australia. Now I'm killing time until I can have a spliff and read my book without being disturbed by gf and part-time housemate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Nowt much
Should be emailing out a mass invite to my Highland retreat for my landmark birthday next month.
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Sod off you young whippersnapper.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You is in your fourth decade
Old man, ahahahahahaha.
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Not fucking yet I'm not, you cheeky bastard.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Did he anger you a bit there?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

His birthday's already come and gone
but his withered old brain just forgot
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You're all old anyway
So I don't really care.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You young people, no respect, get a haircut, I know your dad, etc.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Numbers 1 and 3 definitely apply
Number 2 is reasonable.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Damn right
We had to get haircuts didn't we DiT? I no longer look like Jesus which leads me to producing photographic evidence of my previous look to those unfortunate enough not to have known my awesomeness from days of yore ;)
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

When I were a lad we were sent down t'pit 27 hours a day and weren't even allowed hair.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Oh yeah
you're just a few days older than me aren't you
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

And don't you forget it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Why are you venturing into my country?
And do you have all the necessary paperwork in place?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Fuck off.
I'm from Fife and will raise the average quality of the gene pool for the duration of my stay.
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Still not really saying much though
Is it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

No, no it's not.
We're a bunch of farmers really. The Scottish equivalent of Norfolk :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Watching films and drinking cider
And refusing to do anything productive after handing in my dissertation. Writing it was truly one of the most unpleasant things I have ever done.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Did I get a credit?
I filled in a questionnaire for you once. It took me five fucking minutes. Five minutes I'll never get back again!
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I've filled in two
that means I should get twice as much credit as you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Firstly, thanks to you both. Twice as many thanks to V though.
Secondly, that wasn't for my dissertation, it was for my individual design projects last year and this year. And everyone who filled one out got thanked. Maybe not in person, but possibly through the use of full stops.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I want thanked for all your future achievements for the rest of your life
But only half as much thanks as you give to Vipros, I'm not a greedy man.
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I don't really plan to make many achievements
So I so no major reasons that this couldn't happen.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I still want thanked
if you achieve the achievement of achieving nothing
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm in work in the pub
Listening to Tarzan Boy and helping Phil with the crossword.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

3 across is 'discombobulate'
7 down is 'vzzbx'
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

No
It was Pol Pot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

evening gorgeous

( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Hullo!
/so very, very funny
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I'm going to give you a big kiss on Saturday

( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

*puckers*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Not there

( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Cocktease.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

consider it commission
for a positive referal
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Ahahahahah
Graciously accepted, guvnor!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, Reply)

that just makes it harder

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Hey hon
Oh my, it got really busy. I'm totally harassed! Save me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)

well you will go working in bars won't you
s'ok, I've got DiT to keep me company :P
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Trollop.
You're anyone's you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Baltimora?
Didn't realise they still played that little chestnut.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Our jukebox is ace

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Curry. Mythbusters. YM.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Alright DiT?
At least 2 cases of win there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Alright, PoD?
Becky's mum is indeed win.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Indeed, not like that curry
When is it you're off cycling?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:58, Reply)

London to Brighton, you mean?
20th June!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I did indeed mean that
Are you going to bother training, or just turn up on the day with a pie in one hand, and a can of beer in the other?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I wish the second
But I am doing some training. But I know a guy who did it last year who's really unfit and smokes like a chimney, and with no training. I think i'll be ok!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I'll sponsor you if you eat a fish supper over the course of the ride
I think that would definitely be worth the money, along with pictures of course.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I'm
buying books online, and pondering on whether to make some food
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

alright amberl

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

alright Noel
how're you then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Knackered and about to pass out.
Catch up with you soon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Someone gave me an old Xbox a couple of weeks ago
and Fable turned up from ebay today. I like it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I'm sat in my local very slowly sipping a pint
While I read Boiling A Frog and trying not to get too nervous about my interview tomorrow.
(bill, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Oh, good luck for that matey.
Hope it goes well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:39, Reply)

cheers fella,
You lot will know as soon as I do.
(bill, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Best of British sir

( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Good luck!
I'd ask what it's for, but my battery is about to die so I won't know the answer until tomorrow.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:42, Reply)

I would say
But if I do get it I'm not sure I'll be making my employer public knowledge. Suffice to say it is a shift based role doing support for on demand AV content.
(bill, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:09, Reply)

ooo
a spy!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I told my wife I was a spy when I first met her.
Technically I worked for the government and scrubbed up well in a tux, so it wasn't too far removed from the truth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:16, Reply)

PORNCAM!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:44, Reply)

i only just got home
I'm eating a pizza and then going to sleep. The cheese might give me bad dreams though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Pfffft.
Nice board sig...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:11, Reply)

don't know why
i needed to emphasise it...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:12, Reply)

That would be due to my spasticated eyelashes...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Been playing poker at my uni's weekly poker society tournament
I discovered that due to a booking cock up, we're not playing in the national student championships this year. Not happy.

On the plus side, I won the tournament for the third time, taking £50 in doing so.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 0:44, Reply)