I've got a horrible cold, my nose is red raw and I've lost my voice as of this morning
I just watched The Crazies and it was rubbish. What's disappointed you today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:34, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your illness has disappointed me
I want you tip-top asap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I want to be tip top too. I've had this shit cold for over a week now and I'd really like it to fuck off now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Spicy food and evening booze

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

the fact that i too
have a cold.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I watched a movie on sunday and the main character met a guy and after knowing this dude for four days
accepted his proposal.
REALLY, does everything have to have this cookie cutter happy ending?
Couldn't the movie have ended with them just being together and being happy?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

blah blah blah etc
anywho, hope you feel better soon xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Thanks lovely and I agree, that sounds like a shit film

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

fucking hell
you always seem to be sick. Is it because of the aidz?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I'm not usually sick. It must be the cat aidz this time

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Oh dear.
I hope Catface hasn't managed to knock you up all the way from Bristol. We all know he's terribly fertile, but that would be excessive.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Dear god I hope not

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

hey beckyletters
can I pick your brains about ratties please?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Whaddya want to know?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

sorry for delay
I asked you a question and then went out for lunch like a fool.

I've got a girl pet rat and her friend died a bit ago, but she's still only young and I didn't want her to be by herself for ages so I bought her a friend at the weekend. However, the stupid girl in the pet shop told me the rat was a girl, but when I got home it turns out he has little rat balls.

I'm not taking him back because I've already fallen in love with him, so after reading about it on the tinterwebs I decided to get him neutered so he would stop trying to rape my rat and they could live happily ever after.

I've read that rats have short memories, so when he comes back from the vet, do you think I can just reintroduce him to girl rat like they've never met before and she'll forget about all the raping?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

She might, but her ovaries might not. Definitely get him neutered, but be prepared for the pitter patter of ratty feets in a few weeks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Fingers crossed
She's over 18 months old so hopefully she's passed her ratty menopause. Hopefully she'll feel sorry for him when he comes back from the vet all stitched up and ball-less and will let him within 3 feet of her without shouting at him.

I would so love ratbabies. My boyfriend would kill me though. This exact same thing happened with the gerbils, I bought a lone one for him (which I told the pet shop woman I thought it was a girl, but she said it wasn't) so I bought a male friend for it in another pet store, but then the original 'male' gerbil miraculously had babies. Fortunately I love all tiny things so they're now living in a vivarium that's been divided with a glass screen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Exactly the same.
Though my voice hasn't quite gone. I'm supposed to be tasting stuff too. :(
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Roast ox crisps don't taste very nice.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Well I could have guessed that
It sounds rank
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)

What was wrong with The Crazies?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Well you know Wee Jimmy was really his wife, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Go Roota, it's yer birthday...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

POTD
That's fucking ACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*haz a proud*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)