If only the top half is Catholic
then you're allowed to get pregnant out of wedlock. So all is well and you shan't be ex-communicated by a former member of the Hitler Yoof for fucking up God's plan. Or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It also explains the half-hearted attempt at contraception.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Or the mighty power of Catface's tadpoles.
I bet it was the equivalent of a rocket grenade being fired into a bag at close range.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Pfffft
Evening DG, how's you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Evening althegeordie
All good in the motherland, thanks. How's the nuptial preparations? She's too good for you, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'm here waiting for when the penny drops.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

For her or me?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's her isn't it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

*sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's you, no doubts about it.
Sadly I doubt you missus will get over her myopia in time to realise that you and BGB are destined to be together. And you'll be too busy hiccing over the distance between the pair of you to make a rational decision about your future, and take the easy way out by staying in London.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

The bit around five minutes in about Richard Littlejohn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAOCVwLrXo

is brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)