I quite fancy a bang now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*gestures to filing cabinet*
*nods*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

filing cabinet?

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'll take his filing cabinet...
...and raise it one gesture to the *stationery cupboard*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

*gestures at your crotch*
*shakes head*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Is that *shakes head*...
...in a sexy way or a negative way.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Depends which head it is.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

That's more like it.
The smell of freshly opened Canon copy paper turns me on.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Oh yes....
...open a marker pen, too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Yeah! That stuff is like poppers.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

If you take the glowing markers..
...to club you can get high and look like a 'ravey-davey' nobhead at the same time. Woo. Two birds - one stone.
Oh sorry - back to the stationery sex. Erm... staple my knackers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

*probes your rectum with the Pritt-stick*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

*sticks hb pencil down your jizzle*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

*uses ruler and spirit level to measure the straightness of your penis*
A fairly pointless exercise, if I'm honest...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Bindun.
14 degree curvature to the left.
*Grabs ruler. Pulls back on end and thwacks your nads with the other*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Ooh! Yes, more of that!
My god, man, I'll be ready to top up your Tipp-ex at this rate!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

'Whack my bonobo'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Well, actually I do have the office to myself at the moment
Though they still haven't put the blinds back on the windows...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Danger wank on the filing cabinet.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Should I read that as "Danger-wank on the filing cabinet"
or "DANGER: Wank on the filing cabinet"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Both.
But the latter should be printed and left to avoid any health and safety issues regarding spillage.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: WANK IN FILING CABINET"

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

That probably would not put out a cabinet fire...
...unless you have not had sex in years, and your hands had been surgically removed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

But if I had no hands then how would I be able to wank over the filing cabinet to find out?
_{Well, there's something I don't get to say every day...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

For that matter you wouldn't be able to write the sign.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)