My current facebook status is
"WHOEVER CUT HUNTLEY DESERVES A NOBAL PEICE PRIZE!!!!"
I was expecting more of an uproar than I have actually recieved.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My cousin's status is telling us she's in tears after reading 'A Year Without Jade'.
It is followed by three hearts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

FFS
And you're related to it?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Totally
First cousin.
But it's on Dad's side. Say no more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I have a number of friends who seem to end all their posts with "...love it!!"
or variants of. They're what I would consider lower-middle class.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I've got to have a cull soon.
So many retards available to make me angry.

The other day I had a woman post a link to a pro-nazi video to my page, which I deleted and explained why. She then proceeded to (at least TRY) to tear me a new one for being racist. Dopey cunt.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Wait...
you're not awaitng the fourth reich?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)

if they aren't tears of happiness
then you need to murder her. with extreme prejudice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

She is dead hard.
She is a genius with half a pool cue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

genius enough to outsmart a bullet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

She was outside a club that got sprayed with bullets in the 90s and did not get shot
She did get a tyre mark on her white dress.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

That's nothing, I got blown up at the weekend.
I have very little body hair left on my right hand side now.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

What the frigging hell?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Was stage managing a Burlesque/fetish/Rock & Roll night
and one of the homemade pyros went off a little early!

All's well though!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Get on!
Where was that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Bristol,
New club called the tunnels right underneath the train station.

Was a really good venue actually. I'm playing there in a couple of weeks myself so I hope they've sorted out the teething problems with the sound by then...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Sounds supa dupa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

As in
tuned it off so people don't have to listen to your "music" you wrote in your mums garage?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I never go on facebook
and everyone knows this yet still insists on inviting me to groups about saving puppies or sending me links to thinks that aren't funny. THEN bitch at me when I never ever reply. WHy am I still on facebook then you ask, to nose at peoples photos. That is all

Conclusion: Everyone on facebook is a stupid cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

nosing at photos is the only thing that makes it worthwhile
that and having another avenue through which to insult Al
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Nowt more satisfying than a facebook perving sesh.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I love being insulted by strangers in a way which my close family can see

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Yeah my Auntie Debbie saw Agnostic Antichrist accusing me of having a prolapsed minge
on Facebook.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

this is why I'm not friends with my parents or aunts and uncles etc. on facebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Ha ha!! That's fucking priceless!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I think it may actually have said flange...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Oh, I take it back then.
That's fine.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Yes. She might have thought we were talking engineering

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

he could've got away with mentioning your gusset too.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

When I had a mini,
I always chuckled when I had to clean and grease the nipples.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

When I had your mum
I always chuckled when I had to clean and grease the nipples
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I mainly chuckled becuase I remembered I was fucking your mum
and that it would probably upset you when you found out that my cock had been inside her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)

he doesn't like sloppy seconds it's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

As a family, we decided that's our favourite word years ago.
My godmother was determined that 'flangepiece' should be our favourite word but my dad took control of the situation and said 'gusset' was funnier and slightly less offensive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)

you lot are weird
nice St Jude costume btw. not that I was facestalking earlier or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

We are weird but delightful
Oh Vip, wasn't it the tops!! I was really Impressed with the authenticity.
I'll put another up in a min where you can see my sandles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

She had authentic nail polish on her tonenails too, just like St Jude.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I got it in Aramathea

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

sandles flangepiece
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Gusset, please, Sister.
There are children present
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You couldn't see your minge at all
It was hidden behind TGB's beef curtains.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I facestalked your mrs.
She's nice. I might have her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:08, Reply)

No no seriously
I bagsied her ages ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)

bagsied teabagged
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:17, Reply)

video is on redtube

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

yeah, I like her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I think it's a shame she's going out with you
because she's a nice looking girl who deserves to have nice pictures of her taken, but whenever you're nearby, the cock of ignorance upon which you choke always obscures her face.

Exhibit A:

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you're right
it oft gets commented on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You should see her hotmail sent items.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I asked one of the many "Kill Jon Venables" facebook groups
If they think the death penalty should be bought back and what age they should start killing murderers. They are confused.

A woman where I work honestly believes they should have been sent to prison until they were 18 and then given the death penalty. Sometimes it shocks me how people like her get to the level of education she has.
( Peej, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

The only real answer here is for you to punch her in the tits.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

^this
Is far better than my response.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

This is an age old problem though
Lest we forget, by the time Myra Hindley had completed her sentence, it was decided that she'd be safer staying in prison than being let out just due to the large number of vigilantes who would have burned her alive the moment she was out of sight of the prison wardens.

All Facebook has done is give these slobbering idiots an easier way to communicate*.

*_{Using the term VERY loosely.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

but
she kild all the babies and now they r in heavan wit jade n she shud liek so b punishud
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Sorry, forgot myself for a moment there
ZOMFG HAngin iz 2 gd 4 her she shud b brout bak 2 life so ian huntley cn giv her a bath n den we can batta him 2 deth wiv efe...ffy..effy...clay moduls of dem peedos wot kild babby p.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Still too legible
Don't make me post the link to Chaz Needz Yu.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)