Ah, the wonderful world of the local rag.
There's a story in my local rag about an RAF Chinook landing in York for a Help For Heroes fundraising thing. I posted in the comments section that I have no time whatsoever for a charity that bemoans volunteers (unfortunately) being injured doing what they volunteered to do. The way I see it, if you join the army then you should expect to get shot at, blown up or even killed.

The numpties are out in force already, calling me a tosser (fair enough) and twisting my words in a later post.

What run ins have you had with the assembled pitchfork-waving masses for airing your views in a public forum?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:22, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

tosser

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

tosser

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

tosser

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Minge

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

tosser

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)

ooh I want to play!
tosser
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Prick

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Meh,
Cunt.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Mum!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

hey it's just like the way OT used to be
no nested replies
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

tosser

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Why must you ruin everything!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

@djtp
Shut the fuck up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

toaster
I mean

Tosser
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

@Roota
Just you wait 'til I'm in Liverpool *shudders* Actually, do I still have to go there?
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

If I may be so bold
To invite further opprobrium in a public forum, I must say that Mr SpankyHanky, lately of B3ta.com, is by far the most wondrous and talented writer to be found on these pages.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

are you trolling?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

@djtp
www.visitliverpool.com/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

obligatory
www.visitcambridge.org
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Nooooooooooooo
*deep breath*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

What's wrong with cambridge?
I like it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It's full of students.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

And gays

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

see below

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I took down my Erasure poster for you

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

*cough*necklace*cough*
I meant those lovely noggin-stroking gays in the Pol Pot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I keep going back there
hoping they'll turn up again
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Mind you don't ladder your stocking on that terrace wall
Again
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

so are you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'm not full of students.
I am full of win.

Tourettes said so.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

S'alright
Its just gone downhill over the past 10 years. I used to like visiting it, now its just a bit tired.

Bath is where its at *dons sunglasses*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I love bath,
but I'm not going all the way there for a day trip.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

bath's alright
if you like pretentious people and all of the buildings being grubby greyish-yellow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I love pretentious people.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah but pretentious people are everywhere
I just bash through them whilst shouting 'Farquard' or 'Ra ra ra'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Farquardlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

They are the sort of people that buy Hunter wellies
and wander around a pristine high street in them when the weather is hardly spitting... twats!

WELLIES ARE FOR FESTIVALS AND WALKING DOGS IN MUDDY FIELDS!! :(

*mumbles and grumbles*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I saw a girl in purple wellies in Cambridge
Just because she had a purple outfit I'll wager.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

We're all dead fashionable and co-ordinated in Cambridge

( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Bath came just below Liverpool in the Travel Awards
We're number three.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

But Flim ol best buddy ol pal
it's still better than oop north. (Besides, I didn't see Cambridge 10 years ago).
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Hehe
Oh alright then... but it was loverful when I was little... just remember that! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Maybe better than Oop North
But not le North West.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not going to like it
You can't make me!
( djtrialprice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Hahahahha

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Haha indeed
People think that Liverpool is so Beirut, that when it's only mildly shit on their arrival, they are so relieved they fall in love with it.

"Ooh, posh ferry you got there, Gerry..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Check
I'll visit another city next time.
Somewhere, say, in the top three...
www.cntraveller.com/magazine/readers-travel-awards-2009/cities-uk-cities
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Hoping!
www.caldervalley.co.uk/
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

If you're good ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

If I was any gooder I'd be canonised.
I'm off to Southampton in a few weeks to see another B3tan. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I didn't know Craig David was a B3tan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Does he live in Southampton too?
Oooo! I'll knock on for him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Craig David all over your bwoink he is!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Aw lovely memories.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Let me know when and
if ancky approves, and I'll pop over for a drink!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Sharkie sharkie.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

www.visitlancashire.com/site/destination-guide/skelmersdale
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

http://visit-slough.blogspot.com/

wins!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)