Ye Olde Offtopic
Where are those peoples from OT of old?

Colonel Dracula?
Maladicta?
Enzyme?
Mistaspakkaman?
Clendrix?
.etc

Where are you all?
(caveman_dave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:39, 86 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

they're all dead dave

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Nice Red Dwarf reference
I applaud you sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I don't even like red dwarf.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Are you tweaking my nipples?
What’s the matter with you seriously… you flippin’ oddbin.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

It's just not that funny,
when people quote it all the time, they leave out the 80% of every episode that was totally shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah... well...
You're just not that funny!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I really am.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Where is your proof?
Show me your humorous reel of comedy gold… and by ‘humorous reel’ I don’t mean your penis!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

here
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/48141/best
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Hmmmm...
Needs more breasts!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

here you go
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/48141/best?q=breasts
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

"Beauty is about how often you mention your breasts to strangers,"
that is superb
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

there is some good stuff there
I'd forgotten about using google to prove things by comparing numbers of results
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

the link about halfway down is one of my faves.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

which one?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

this one
img329.imageshack.us/img329/2770/22949613418c22195077orw1.gif
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

haha
excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I don’t even know how to begin to do that sort of thing.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

take the link chompy posted
and replace the 48141 with your own user number
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

this works as well
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Ahhhhh
Fun times... thank you sir! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Good lad, it's fucking awful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

So's your face

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

your opinion can't be trusted
www.b3tards.com/u/14ebb740f3120de4f77d/evidence.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Thanks for replying to my first post on page 1
nice 'n' time-warpy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You're popular now, all thanks to me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Yay! Popular!
time to be mean to people
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

you don't have to be popular to be mean to people
Psychochomp proves that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

haha
totally clicking this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Kitty O'Hara
More like Shitty O'Hara
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

that's never going to work
she's totally pandertron fodder, whereas you are a bitter, gnarled homunculus
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

haha
I win, everyone hates Psychochomp and loves me!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

They don't love you for you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

true
they love me for my hatred of you. Either way it's love so I'm happy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Is that why you "haha" and clicked on her post?
What would your girlfriend think of your hamfisted attempts at internet grooming?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

don't try and make him feel bad
for choosing the side of JUSTICE!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

yeah, justice, that's it....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

stop grooming me
like a little hamster grooms its tiny feet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

you wish I was doing that
you'd love it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

*vomits blood*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

success!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Yay!
Together we can perforate ulcers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*high fives*
that's the makings of a crime-fighting duo right there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

my hamfisted attempts at grooming are kept to gazzes thank you
I was laughing because she was mocking you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

its true
he gazzes me pictures of his hammyfists.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Colonel Dracula is here a lot
Too much some may argue
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, what a jerk
stupid username too
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Yeah Dracula
could never be a Colonel
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

it's not an argument
when it is unanimous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Fine, it's not like I post here because I don't have any friends at work
I have plenty of friends, the lady who sells foul sanwiches from a trolley...the bloke who empties my bin at 5pm, sure he smells a bit and is rumoured to be a convicted kiddie didler, but nobody's perfect.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Enzyme was here just the other day
plugging his book
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Woo-hoo!
I was wallowing in having a proposal for a book turned down...
but I've just had a proposal for another accepted. Woo!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I told you there'd be a market for literary horse porn.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

See
book plugger.

What's this one about? A single female lawyer?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I've been here since the start!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

me too
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post188577?highlight=answers-post-671861
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'm not here.
I'm just a bad dream.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Clendrix is here on a semi-regular basis
spakka less so, but still around

not seen Maladicta for a bit, since the demise of HSH perhaps

also: what's the matter? those of us here not good enough for you huh?

punk!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

For shame

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

hello you
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm here
sometimes.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

No one ever asks about me.........

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)

But I'm always thinking of you.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Yes, but planning how to hurt me doesn't count!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

You're a Merkin, you don't count
No offence etc...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Aw! I like merkins best of all the animals.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Awe, thanks (blushes and stutters)

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

We do so count!!!
The right wing nut jobs protesting the health care bill are telling us that you Brits are a bunch of dirty socialists trying to take over the world wot your damn free health care. They have to be right so we count 'cause we're protecting the world from socialism.

Nah, we don't really count...
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

What about me?
You cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

No you're in the list of people
who are still here and we wish they weren't.

I'm on that list too because it's also the cuntiest cunty cunt list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

more like
the massivist cunty cunt list

you're on there for for two reasons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Well you're on the
boring bearded cunt list.

yeah.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

so are you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Pffft

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'm on the laughing cavalier list

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

And the
abnormally fat face list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'm on the
Annoying Person Here By Association list
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You can be on the "doing a little dance and going ERRRRRNNNN AAAAAHHHH EERRRRNNN ERRRRNN " list

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Oooh oooh
Can I be on the ‘Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight' list instead please?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Yeah you can.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Wahooooo!
Ta very much! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I've been here since /OT's inception
And I'm still being a ubiquitous pain in the arse to this day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

check for yourself
eg: b3ta.com/~maladicta
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Haha oh christ but that's not a flattering photo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Happy b3taday!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:12, Reply)

I'm still here but lurking mainly,
as I don't have a lot to contribute these days.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)