I'm going to learn to scuba dive this summer
you can come with me and we'll open a diving school together and that'll show everyone.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds ace
but he's a deep sea diver, oil rigs and wot not. It's not unusual for him to spend months in a deep sea capsule (a bit like in The Abyss).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

They have to breath helium and sound silly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

that's a bit scary
I was thinking more of looking at all the tropical fishies and punching sharks in the nose and drinking rum in the evening while people play kettle drums around us. We would frequently turn to each other, sigh and say "this is the life, eh?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Good luck with the scuba
I learnt back in 1999 at Weymouth and have been to the Red Sea twice and the Galapogos Islands. People knock PADI, but having dived with unqualified dive guides I would choose PADI any day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

When I'm a rich diving instructor
I'll send for you with a trail of clues, like in Shawshank.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Aww thanks!
but Shawshank without the gang-rape I hope.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

hang on
where was the gangrape in that movie?? did i miss something??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Yup, it was all narrated by Morgan Freeman
"Over the years, Andys arse took a pounding"

Then the nasty guard crippled the ring leader and everything worked out just fine.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh
totally missed that. first time i have felt too innocent for anything in a very long time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I totally heard that in my head in Morgan Freeman's voice

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

didn't the sisters do some gang raping?
or did he get away with it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Did you mean kettle drums?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)

that's what I wrote,
isn't it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)