I like the idea of strippers, but I don't like actual strippers.
I just walked past Spearmint Rhino and there was a proper BOBFOC handing out flyers. I'm not sure why, but I'd expected better from them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They look better when you're drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Everyone looks more or less the same when I'm drunk.
I'm shit at getting drunk.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Not through lack of practice...

( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

For example, regardless of how drunk or sober I am, Clendrix's hair always looks the same to me.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you have reminded me of the great song
"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That one is, I think, their finest work.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I have a soft spot for "Kiss me where it smells funny"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

"It ain't my job
to f*** you on your birthday... anymore."
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I'm pretty sure she'd still have had the face of a crack-addicted 40-year-old homeless even if I was shitfaced.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I went to see some strippers at a mens night in a local pub
they looked like a couple of junkies and probably were. After the show they were taking guys in to the toilets. I was offered a blowjob for a fiver and a fuck for a tenner. I told them I didn't know where they had been. My mate went down on one of them and when his head came back up there was a lollypop in his mouth. It was not a fun night.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

good lord
why on earth would you go down on one?

that's just absurd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Hes an odd ball
Hes a 27 year old virgin who keeps fucking off to latvia to meet girls that he met on one of those chats where you have to put your credit card number in to see their boobs.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

he sounds like an oddball

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Talking of oddballs
I'm bringing my best man to the bash. I hope they do food. We want steaks!
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

good stuff
I'll be down Saturday morningish to Sunday morning

got DIY and family stuff to do unfortunately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Ring 'em and check.
They used to do good food, but it's not my local anymore, so I don't know.
Bringing a non-b3tan?
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Yes is that allowed?
He's my lift
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Normal strippers are pretty bad, but pub strippers are almost invariably horrific.
And hilarious.
And terrifying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I had a friend who used to dance there, she was proper fit.
I was about 19 and she bought back another really really really stunning girl (and I don't normally say that about women), and me and me mate were all like "Oooo Yeah, baby, totally getting some tonight", on the taxi back to mine, it was all getting a bit hot'n'heavy. I was on the couch with the two girls, sitting between them, half of both of their bodies on top of me, me totally tenting, my mate cursing me for picking the right seat. They then start feeling each other up, but I was in the way, it was the hottest moment of my life. Then one stood up, took the other girl by the hand, said "Boys, join me in 5 minutes", and went off to the bedroom.

They locked the door and had the porn-movie loud sex, and didn't open it 'till the next morning.

I slept on the couch.

Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)