by gaz. that was a nice one.
or the last one just cut me off and ignored me leaving me to draw my own conclusions. dating! its bloody great!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like when they act so mean that you have to dump them and then they don't feel guilty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

It's even better when they say they're doing it for your benefit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:44, Reply)

rosalicious, if you were my girl, I'd bring you flowers everyday

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'd be fucking buzzing
You'd get to feel those mamas of hers, you'd be constantly either laughing or fucking or she'd be making you something with crafts or food, and she knows her way round London.
If I was a fella I'd want a R0sita.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

haha I LOVE YOU BOTH xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I've done the 'cut off and ignore' thing before.
It wasn't quite as a bad as your one, but in retrospect, that was really shitty of me.

To be fair though, she wasn't excactly the worlds most loving person (to me) and I thought I deserved better, which I did/do... which is the oppersite to your case.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I misread 'did/do' as 'dildo',
and thought 'well, everyone has their own ways of getting over heartbreak, I suppose...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And your solution is inserting enormous prosthetic wangers then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:01, Reply)

It's my solution to prettty much everything.
It's like a modern-day leeches & bleeding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:06, Reply)

'bleeding' being an appropriate term.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)