To counter all the diabetes inducing threads.
What's the worst way* someone has dumped you?

* In the respect that it was horrific for you at the time, but in retrospect, you can aprechate a complete BURN! like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:29, 134 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was there when he picked up someone else to shag
and he asked me to take his guitar to his van and wait for him.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Shiiiit
I remember reading that on a qotw a while back. Kin ell, that's well rough.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Her and her mate had a stupid pig-latin type language
She told her mate to dump me in front of me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

He told me he wanted to start being faithful to his long time girlfriend.
Then two weeks later started shagging another girl in the office.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

A text beeped through while I was using their phone
"Oh honey, I'm finally back in then country and your phone's switched off. I understand though. Sweet dreams xxx"

It wasn't from me.

EDIT: I know that wasn't an actual dumping, but it was definitely over for me from that point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

getting a text message two days before we were supposed to go away together
it said something like "I'm sorry I can't let you come to my house anymore and I can't go to the beach, my ex called at 5 am and I really"

he couldn't even finish the text to tell me we were done
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I have never been dumped.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)

*asks out*

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*snogs*

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

*dumps*

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

nor me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Ditto.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You were dumped by:

??

Harsh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

it took me a moment
to work out, that that is her own leg
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)

she is one of the most repulsive beings ever to have existed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I'm sure she has a lovely personality

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)

A corpulent, sweaty personality...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I think she's ace.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)

c rs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)

nice strikethrough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Thanks, I've just had it stuffed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:19, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

you would
she's repulsive in every way, physical and mental
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

She's big, bold, and confidant to be who she is.
I wish I was like that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I've seen too many articles
with her going on about that to entirely believe it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I knew a girl like her.
She was wonderful. She was large and confidant and full of life and could get any man she wanted, (yes I know Beth is gay).
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I'm all for people being confident in themselves
and it's amazingly attractive when they are. But Beth Ditto doesn't actually seem that happy to me. Plus she is irritating.

I had a size 16/18 friend who was absolutely amazing beyond belief. Her confidence and vibrancy meant people didn't even notice the weight. Beth Ditto doesn't have the same feel at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I understand what your saying but I I don't see that in her at all.
All that stuff she does to annoy people is just the rock chic stuff that Courtney Love etc did years ago, exept she's not as fucked up as her.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)

courtney love was an annoying stupid bitch as well
and ugly.

she just wasn't a fat lesbian to boot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Yeah but doing rock chick things
for the sake of them is a bit useless. It's like students purposefully having a wacky time. It's so contrived.

Put it like this, the first thing I notice about Beth Ditto is her weight. If she was as comfortable as she'd like us to think, it wouldn't be her weight or at least that wouldn't be the main thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

trudat
I've known plenty of larger pretty girls, who are happy and confident and stuff.

However, as I have previously mentioned, the above beast is fugly, and seems to be a horrible character, and uses her "confidence" to get away with being a filthy cunt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She's doing her own thing and if her own thing means being a filthy cunt and upsetting blokes then good for her.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

why is that good for her?
being an unpleasant twat is not something to be lauded.

I don't particularly think that she is upsetting blokes. Most of them are probably thinking "thank fuck she's batting for the other team"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

That's just your opinion.
Mine differs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I understand where you are coming from
and you are right in that people being themselves and confident etc. is a great thing.

however when doing that leads to being dreadful it's not necessarily the best thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

We need people who go to the extreme to shake us all up and stop the middle class rot setting in.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I don't get why people
dislike the middle class. Let people live comfortable normal lives if they want. My nice middle-class mother doesn't look at Beth Ditto and think 'oooh she's really shaking up the establishment' she thinks 'put it away, you're trying too hard'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I often wonder the same
I'm terribly middle class, and don't have a problem with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Indeed
being middle class does *not* equal boring.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

agreed Vipros
I think she scares women as much as she does blokes. Some people like that over the top persona, but she's about the level of Lady Gaga in terms of genuine shock/interest value
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Hear, hear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I don't so much agree with what she does but I applaud her confidance to do it.
I grew up with Punk girlfriends who didn't give a shit what people thought about them. I've always found that enticing.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

she's doing a fashion collection for Evans
according to wikipedia. Not exactly refusing to blend in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

there is something good about that
but often it gets taken too far, which I think may be the point Amberl was putting forward, that there's a big element of "take notice of how much I don't care what you think" which spoils the whole thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I cannot fathom the whole 'ladette' concept
which seems to me to basically be 'I'm going to show how I'm loads better than ghastly oafish men by acting exactly the fucking same as them'.

Fucking disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

It's about being free to fuck up the same as you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

surely having the choice and not doing it is far better
because let's face it, the blokes to which Monty is referring are wankers.

If women want to emulate some aspects of male behaviour then at least choose some good ones.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Some women are crap just like some men are.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That is not something to be lauded and applauded.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

But now she has the choice to be like that regardless of how awful she is.
Is no-one on here aware of life before the Suffragettes.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

there's too much of a blurring of general and specific going on here
I'm sure we can all agree that women have the choice and the right to act how they see fit, which is great.

However, on the whole, it'd be better if people like Beth Ditto didn't exercise that right by being absolutely fucking vile.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Women didn't get to have the freedoms we have now by being namby pamby wallflowers.
She is an extreme but as I said before, we need extremes to push the bounderies of what is acceptable for women. Some guys today would balk at how female B3tans talk on here.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

that does make sense
it's unfortunate, but true.

think you are right about the b3tans too!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

But we've moved on from that
those were bad times, and we're all glad things have got better. No-one wants to go back to when women were delicate china objects. But still there are standards to be maintained, and people like Beth Ditto do nothing either for women, the obese or lesbians
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Haha!
You sound like my grandma.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Quite probably :)
I'm a feminist obviously. But I don't actually think that equality has anything to do Beth Ditto and her ilk. I was raised to believe that the way I behaved would reflect on who I represented.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

And it's people like Beth that pushed the bounderies so that you could come on here and talk about cock and breasts and not be castigated for it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

No it isn't people like Beth
Beth is doing what is right for Beth. Not for women. She can't really be compared to a suffragette
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

that's like saying
that P. Diddy is a role model for black people with his outstanding work on blurring racial lines in his videos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I didn't say that Beth was comprable to a suffragette.
You're not getting it.

We can carry on this conversation when we meet up if you like because we'll be running out of thread soon.

Edit - It did sound like I said that but that is not what I'm trying to say.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

weren't the Suffragettes on Motown?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

which brings us nicely round to the fact that Beth Ditto is a horrible fucking person
and would be if she was a big fat ugly horrible man as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

exactly
male or female, people like Beth Ditto are horrible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Precisely.
Acting like a grotesque, sweaty arsehole may be everyone's right but surely only a grotesque, sweaty arsehole would exercise it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Exactly!

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I bet her chubby ears are burming.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

let's hope they catch light
and her fat makes her act like a nasty smelling ugly human candle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

The very thought of her
makes me want to exercise my grotesque, sweaty arsehole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I don't think
you could fit her in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

this made me laugh too fucking hard

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

unfortunately who she is is horribly ugly and obnoxious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

And thick.
Don't forget thick.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

a most astute comment
and I thank you for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, but I bet she goes all the way to Dunstable for sixpence

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You're probably right
*weighs up the pros and cons*


*scales break*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

3/4 of the girls I've been with strongly resemble Beth Ditto.
=(((((((

One, the first, was considerably 'bigger'. I remember walking her home from the club to our hotel in Faliraki, and noticing that I couldn't see the straps of her ankles because there was a fold of flab over them. My mates who I was on holiday with almost broke down the door while I was half way through. I had to pay for that door.

Oh well, onwards and upwards from then on ! I'm so classy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Only after a first date, so technically not really a dumping
but in 03 I met up with a girl in London, we got on really very well. However, she spends some time up North and wanted somebody closer to home. Fair enough, I guess, but the manner in which she put it stuck in my mind.

"Loads of people are interested, and seeing as it's a buyer's market, distance is an issue."

Not a burn so much as mystifyingly clinical.

So not technically a dumping and not technically a burning. Full marks there, Kroney.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I like this girl.
Not for what she did to you, but in general.
She sounds like my kind of person.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Sure, I can appreciate the logic
it's pretty fucking cold when you're on the receiving end, though.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

by gaz. that was a nice one.
or the last one just cut me off and ignored me leaving me to draw my own conclusions. dating! its bloody great!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I like when they act so mean that you have to dump them and then they don't feel guilty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

It's even better when they say they're doing it for your benefit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:44, Reply)

rosalicious, if you were my girl, I'd bring you flowers everyday

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'd be fucking buzzing
You'd get to feel those mamas of hers, you'd be constantly either laughing or fucking or she'd be making you something with crafts or food, and she knows her way round London.
If I was a fella I'd want a R0sita.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

haha I LOVE YOU BOTH xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I've done the 'cut off and ignore' thing before.
It wasn't quite as a bad as your one, but in retrospect, that was really shitty of me.

To be fair though, she wasn't excactly the worlds most loving person (to me) and I thought I deserved better, which I did/do... which is the oppersite to your case.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I misread 'did/do' as 'dildo',
and thought 'well, everyone has their own ways of getting over heartbreak, I suppose...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And your solution is inserting enormous prosthetic wangers then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:01, Reply)

It's my solution to prettty much everything.
It's like a modern-day leeches & bleeding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:06, Reply)

'bleeding' being an appropriate term.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Well the worst way...
A couple of years ago, towards the end of a 5 year relationship. She mentioned that she fancied a mate of mine, dragged the damn thing out for a month or so, acting all confused and such - then the day before my yr 3 finals she ditched me cos she was shagging a different mate of mine. Then went on to lie to most of our mutual friends to try and get em all on her side. That wasn't much fun. Looking back on it, I'm honestly not sure wether she wanted to put me through hell, or wether she was just so self centred that she honestly didn't think about anyone else - if it's the first I can realy appreciate the level of devious thought that went into it.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

By email.
He didn't even have the decency to spell properly. I think that's what hurt the most.

And that is the only time I've ever been dumped. Every other time its been me or a mutual decision.
I did quite a bad one once. Out of no where:
"I just don't enjoy spending time with you anymore... I want my stuff back."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

only been dumped once
and it was sweet. He did it because he knew I wanted to end it, but didn't want to hurt him. So he took the matter in his own hands and said we should end it

All the other relationship breakups have been by me. But I've never done them nastily. As far as I know anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

way back in the day I had a myspace and was talking to this fella
we were not together and he kept posting comments on my page saying things like "I want to give you love forever" etc
it totally freaked me out
so I try to ask him about them, and he's all "I just thought we were friends" and acting like I'm stupid.
Then everyone hates me because I apparently broke his heart.
Turns out the comments were quotes from The Notebook.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)

the NOTEBOOK strikes again ! You've got to watch out for NOTEBOOKs, srs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:01, Reply)

holy crap

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

It's totally like I've taken a red pill in The Matrix and now I see NOTEBOOKS causing havoc everywhere.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

its just you and me pauly, going it alone :(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I'm going to stalk both of you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

joooinnnnn ussssssss

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

foooooorrrrr teeeeeaaaaaa?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

annnnnnd braaaaaaainsssss

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm going to WH Smiths with a stanley knife right now, no, wait, I had better get out the flame-thrower out, just in case.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

sounds like a weirdo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:01, Reply)

he was shy and sweet but that whole defense mechanism pissed me off
then a couple years later I was talking to him and he's like "I'm not the same guy I used to be. I drink and I fuck" and I'm like omg :S
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Never seen the Notebook
after that, I feel as though I never want to
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:02, Reply)

She told me she wouldn't leave your Dad.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Properly pissed, New Year's Eve 1996.
With her at the local pub, it approaches midnight and I peek over the back of the bench to see where she is so I can line up a midnight fondle and she's chatting to a guy we know at the bar. She sees me looking and storms over to the table, accuses me of spying on her and shouts I've got nothing to be paranoid about, she's not seeing anyone else. This, in front of a packed pub just before midnight New Year's Eve. She keeps shouting and eventually dumps me and storms off back to the bar. With a tear in my eye I head for the door and one of the regulars winks at me and says 'She's shagging him, y'know' and nods at her and this guy she's with at the bar. I walk back to her place because that's where I'm staying the night and I'm crying and her mum makes me some hot chocolate and I cycle home. I only fell off twice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I know.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You should have shagged her mum.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

This is why time machines should be free for everyone.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Totally.
You could go back even further in time, shagged her mum and been her father.
That would teach her (probably).
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Crazy Time Incest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Wasn't that a CD by TLC?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I don't know
but there was a book called 'Up the Line' by Robert Heinlein with a character who time-travelled and shagged all his female relatives in the past (not his mum or grandmum but everyone before that'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I will check that out.
And if you want a book about freezing time for sexual gratification I heartily recommend The Fermata by Nicholson Baker; an easy summer read and rather enjoyable.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'll make a note of that
sounds unusual. Cheers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

skank
we should fuck that cunts shit right up
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You get an 'A' for swearing today.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Odd thing is we got on incredibly well and had brilliant sex.
I think her parents liked me too much so she flicked me for someone they could disapprove of.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

you should've flicked her in her fat fucking forehead
the hatchet faced cunt
sorry, just feeling especially aggressive, I think it's all the alcohol brewing in me
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Did you swallow yeast and cocoa puffs?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

cocoa puffs would be soooooooo good right now

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Chocolate milk
...that will sort you out.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You poor thing :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I put a hole in my favourite jeans and got grazes on my elbows :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Haha, that's the kind of burn I was looking for !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Happy to be of service, gonz.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Only kiddin' mate, I reckon that would have been horrific.
I've done the "Shit, I'm in a strange city staying at this girl's place, and all I want to do is catch the next flight home" thing before.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Banter innit.
Yeah, it was pretty shit, but looking back on it I find amusement in how sad it is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Just after I'd given her a lift back from a friend's house one Friday night.
Now that was unexpected. Had I the slightest inkling of what were to happen, I would have got shit-faced and insisted she walk home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

No phone call, nothing.
She just fucked off to Australia and I never heard from her again. That was harsh.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)