You should sign up to Mums.net

I've heard it's brilliant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Mumsnet "Am I Being Unreasonable" board is a source of great mirth for me.
It's like a middle class parenting version of /talk.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

...except with real wimmin, presumably?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

There are no real women on the internet
surely you know this by now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

with breasts
sfeeding
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I don't suppose I'd get away with
"POIDH" over on mums.net...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You'd probably get an instructional video.
It's actually a great site and I've found some fantastic information on the other boards but that particular board gives me hours of entertainment.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

An instructional video?
Goodbye b3ta, it's been fun, but I'm off on a sabbatical to learn the best way to suck a nipple...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

My friend (male)
has a weening video. It's on his shelf between "Disco Moves - Learn How!" and "Teach Yourself the Oboe"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I expect I'll be needing that oboe video as well

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Pink oboe?

Never had you pegged as 'one of them', old bean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Well, with three months looking at breasts, I imagine I'll become quite familiar with my own fleshy clarinet
Just to assuage any doubts, I have weights attached to the ends of all my shirts to discourage any of "them" that might be lurking around. I also have a portable wall against which I can press my back in times of doubt or being surrounded by those bloody woofters.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You cannot be too careful.
Benders like Tuggers with his Marc Almond fetish are lurking everywhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I'll be extra careful in my department
Not only is it rich and abundant in these forrin types, coming over here, taking our science, but we have wimmin. Being scientists. Loads of 'em as well. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they've let some of these bumders play around with science as well. It's jus' not right, I tells you!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

That is terrifying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

What the fuck is a DH or a DP?
I mean, I know what I think a DP is, but I bet it doesn't mean that on mumsnet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I got my hopes up too but it means "dear partner".
This is my favourite recent thread on there.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

What are all these reidiculous abbreviations?
YABU?
AIBU?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

The clue is in the board name.
Am I being unreasonable?
You are being unreasonable.

They've bred their own memes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Oh I see
That thread is hilarious. I love how the OP has been officially branded an internet peado within about ten comments.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Perhaps we should send Amorous Badger over there
He'd have a bloody field day...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It does still mean double penetration
but refers to when the baby piss penetrates through both it's clothes and yours
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You haven't laughed till you've seen a little baby boy piss on his own head while having his nappy changed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I'm sure there are websites full of this sort of thing

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Yes but non I would feel safe googling.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

There's always the 'safesearch' option
But you can never be entirely sure that nobody's logging every search term you enter...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)