I've got an australian staying at my flat for 5 days from tomorrow.
What do I need to feed them?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:19, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

boomerangs and sand

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Lager.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Morning Monty
*tips hat*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Greetings!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

raw prawns

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Ask poppet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I was, that's how the reply function works

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Oh yes! silly me.
Because we all read everything ever posted on here at all times.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I don't think it's unreasonable to expect you to look up
to see who I'm talking to before telling me who I should be talking to. Spazbrain.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I can live with Spazbrain.
It's cute.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Is this an invitation for me to move into your house?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Only if you don't throw scorn on my music collection.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Vegemite and timtams.
SORTED.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I fucking love timtams
If you bring a big bag of tim tams over when you come then I'll forgive all that stuff in the past and be your friend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

*googles*
They don't look very exciting to me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

they're fucking delicious.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

TimTam slams are the best way to make a cup of tea even better

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You do realise you can get them in England, right?
Some of the stores stock them, I checked. But I'm bringing some anyway just in case they're not as good as ours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

yeah Al
stop being a tight fucking bastard and buy your own.

Although don't eat them all at once as you are already a lardy lardman
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

If only we had a picture to prove that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

If ONLY

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

OOOOOOO!!!
I have a HILARIOUS story about wookie that Clendrix told me last night. I'm not sure If I should tell you all, but fuck it, last Friday night, Wookie got beaten up at a Rock Club by a girl.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

oooh ooh ohh what's this!?!?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

an Easter treat:

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)

This is the BEST post EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

This needs a thread of its own.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Girls are fucking hard nowadays.
I see no shame in it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:40, Reply)

They do stock the regular ones in some Tesco
but you can't get Double Choc, or Caramel, or Tia Maria.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

They're just shit penguins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Penguins are already shit.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

caramel and tia maria aren't great,
but the double choc and dark chocolate ones make me all tingly with happiness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Dark Choc, that was the one I really miss.
Oh, and can you bring some Cheese Twisties too. I fucking love Cheese Twisties.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

twisties are gross, no way.
Go to www.angloaustraliantrading.com/Australiashop/AUdefault.aspx and order your own.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I bet you don't like Cherry Ripe either

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

cherry rape on the other hand...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

All kinds of Rape are funny

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

cherry ripes are delicious
I've just never liked twisties.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

How do you feel about the violet flavoured thing you can get
which is a bit like a Cherry Ripe
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

erm, I've never heard of it?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'm sure I didn't just imagine it
Australian chunky KitKat Caramels are vastly superior to the ones you get in the UK. You should bring some of them too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I don't think they make them anymore
I've not seen them on the shelves anywhere.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You're not going to have much room for clothes at this rate

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I never said I would bring you anything.
Did I?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It was implicit in the fact that I said I would forgive you
and be your friend if you brought me tim tams and cheese twisties.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)