Oh man, this is SO getting moved here. I'm raging.
I HATE TALK TALK.
Because they are a bunch of cunts.
Except for the lad just now who tried to chat me up. He's not a massive cunt. He's just a cheeky little pup. But he was the Wrong Department, so I reckon if I'd actually spoken to him about the problem I have he would have turned out to be a fucking cunt as well.

I CLOSED MY ACCOUNT IN NOVEMBER. STOP SENDING ME BILLS AND DON'T TELL ME "It doesn't matter as long as they're bills for minus figures and you're not being charged, does it?" BECAUSE YES IT FUCKING DOES!

I no longer have an account with you, so stop being shady cunts and making it look like I have. Fuck off. I'm shagging BT now. It's over. Accept. Don't contact me again with your -£7.50 bills. Me and BT right, we're happy together. They give me good internet. Go away, you gormless set of bastards.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Surely if they're sending you bills for -£7.50
you should ring the bastards up and demand the already overdue payment of £7.50 they clearly owe you? They'll either stop sending the letters sharpish or you'll make a pretty penny out of their stupidity...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I never thought of that.
But to be fair, I just want them to fuck off.
I hated them the moment I got with them. Sarcastic South African cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

At the risk of sounding dreafully racist
the last time I was looking for a new place to live, I spoke to a number of estate agents but just couldn't bring myself to trust the South African ones. Is it the accent, or are they just much more pushy than their British colleagues?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

More pushy
"Do you WANT to save money or not, Miss Roota??"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Ha! That does sound eerily familiar
I noticed one of them tried to pull the trick of casually mentioning that her little one had just started school - read: "I could really use the commission on this one" - well, if you needed it that badly then you wouldn't have shown us one place that completely missed our requirements and another which was miles out of our price range, you daft bint.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

See?
Cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

The S.A.
mortgage broker I used many years ago, accidently misplaced my passport.

My sister used his services a year or so later, and he accidently misplaced hers. My boss was using him at the same time, and coincidently, his passport went missing too.

They are an abent minded lot, these South Africans.
(dchurch bah, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

*sings*
I've never met a Nice South African
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

and that's not bloody surprising, man
'Cos we're a bunch of arrogant bastards
Who hate black people
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

This
Every time they sent you a minus bill send an invoice for the same amount to their finance department.
(bill, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Your username is marvellously appropriate for this subthread.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can never be arsed
I bought something that reeked of turps. Emailed them and told them.
They said "No probs, send it back and we'll give you a voucher to boot."
I didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Haaaaaaahahahaha - you're angry ONLINE

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Oh I'm in a blind rage Clentits!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

You should post this on /talk

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Alright Al

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

i misread the first line as
"I hate /talk"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Blind ey?
*cops a feel*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Fwoar!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

the debt company chasing my Pipex bill from 2 years ago have now given papers to a solicitor

with which to take me to court. www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post674127

None of the basterds care that this was their fault and I'm trying to fix it, they just carry on regardless, utter utter cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)