Right, so at the weekend I had to put some new speaker mounts on the wall of my spare room
and as the speakers I'm mounting are active moniters they weight about 11kg each so they are really sturdy mounts and I fixed them to the wall and made sure they were straight and then I put the speakers on them and you actually need to screw the speaker cabinets to the mounts to stop them sliding off as I'm tilting these speakers down at an angle, so I put these three little screws in the speaker cabinets and they did the job perfectly, I was worried in case I had damaged the insides of the speakers, but when I wired them up to the mixing desk they were fine.

So three little screws and everything's good. That's clearly nothing like having sex with TGB since her massive vagina needs loads of screws to hold it closed or her internal organs fall on the desk.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:42, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this thread is boring, I blame TGB

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

this thread is boring
blame kneel down each night and weep and cut myself in front of my erotic shrine to
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I think strikethroughs should be only allowed to be used by people who are funny.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Is that why you don't use them?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/popular/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

strikethroughs should be only allowed to be used by people who are I'm

+ but I'm not really.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

strikethroughs should be only allowed to be used by people who are my discharge tastes
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Did you know that you can't readily buy galvanized tin baths anymore?

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Actually I did know this as I recently tried to purchase one to keep TGBs vaginal dish
to stop TGBs vaginal discharges from damaging my wooden floor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You're mean today

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

It's the drawback to not being a midget
I can't bathe myself in an empty baked bean tin
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I remember being bathed in the sink.
Seems like only yesterday.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

It was only yesterday
I'm a little hurt that you don't remember.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I said bathed. Not bent over.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Yeah, but I ran the tap afterwards to wash my manfat off your back
Doesn't that count?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I don't know why you bothered.
There was so little of it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'd had a busy day
So many dogging spots, so little time
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Snap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Or washboards, or mangles
or over the counter medicines for mild ailments made out of mercury and cocaine
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Why are they angled down?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

So they are pointing at me when I'm sitting on a chair
they are fixed in the top corners of the room
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*assumes Al is talking about his perv cameras*

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I need to get shots from both angles
as I never know which direction I'll be facing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You'll be facing the floor
and you'll stay there too if you don't behave.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZUIxGJ-ykI
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

the mixing desk?
Are you Quincy Bleedin Jones or what?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Haha!
I've just pictured Al with afro hair.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I would look fricking amazing.
I used to have dreadlocks.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

WTF

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

look on my facebook profile pictures

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'll save you the time

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I LOVE YOU SO HARD I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Exactly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I disagree with dreadlocks
But I have been stopped in my tracks.
You fucking suit them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

So you did.
I remember seeing that pic. You looked quite cute.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Fo shizzle!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I should so win /board with my l33t skillz

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Only if Quincy uses his to mix Rohypnol and cola.

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

And beat up child stars

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Fuck you Al
Fuck you pushing my thread about floofy dogs down. Fuck you ok?

Love you really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Love you too sweety
even if your BFF is a closet shirter with a hot wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

MY BFF IS DEAF

( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

your thread wasn't about floofy dogs, it was about telling flim to look at your facebook

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'm jealous
Also, why do you need active speakers for your home?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)