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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My favourite April fools joke
Was the one about there being a bash in Cornwall this weekend. Boy, am I pleased I didn't fall for THAT one!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
The cornish will harvest their kidneys and grind their bones for flour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:35, Reply)
We will you know

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:02, Reply)
there's nothing that a Cornish man likes better
than to club someone and eat their bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I bet some people did
I bet some of them drive all the way there only to find that the place is full of inbred weirdos. And Clendrix's norks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Mind you.
I think travelling all the way down to Cornwall just to see Clendrix's norks is reason enough.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I heard Cornwall
was made up of Clendrix's norks, they form the rolling hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)
and the craggy granite outcrops

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)
She doesn't have granite nipple
In my head they look like jelly tots on top of a white iced wedding cake.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I bet they become like granite
given the right conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Just add spunk

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
They're all soft and bouncy
and they smell slightly spunky
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

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