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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What would your superhero name be?Unusually, I am bored at work and my colleague Daniel - he of the 80's lyrical genius - has suggested we form a sythnpop-based superhero force called the Human League. I plan to dress all in white and fire superglue from my fingers under the guise of SpaffMan
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That's more of a hobby than a superpower.I am very good at it though.
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Damn youI got hit with the camp stick. Better than the ugly stick but not as good as the magic stick. WANT
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yes well, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twicedon't be jealous or anything
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:23,
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I'm struggling to think of a witty response which makes sense following thatbut this has never stopped me from posting before
BOOBS
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It's been a while, if you get the chance, hit it as many times as you can.(, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)
lil kim not a whore but I'll sex a niggah so good he gotta tell his boys(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:29,
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she's been off parole since 2006PUT YA LIGHTAS UP
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:38,
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I thought that said magic sickI imagined you repelling ninjas with rainbow coloured vomit.
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I can scare men away by just being me.How fucking awesome is that.
Plus I'm always right which is quite a cool power to have.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:23,
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MINGE!Did you know that the blonde girl in the film Mama Mia has the word minge tattooed on her foot?
Oh! it's past noon now isn't it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:30,
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I don't think I've ever met a woman over 5'8" who didn't intimidate men through no fault of her ownMs Foxtrot, both her sisters, my best friend, my boss, and several other women in the 5'10"-6'1" range have all complained to me at some point that it's bloody hard to get men to chat them up because they appear scary just cos they're tall. Men are stoopid
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It's not my height that's the problem.It's my awesomeness.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27,
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Oh well that really is your faultTry being less awesome. I can show you how
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I can, it's not that much fun thoughBallroom dancing, now THERE's a discipline. Salsa's just a bunch of wiggling
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I can show you how to Salsa just as soon as there's a B3ta bash in or near Norwichbut people WILL talk. If you Salsa properly it looks like you're trying to grind your crotch into that of your partner. If you can live with the stigma then I'll show you
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I can live with that.*books train ticket*
Edit - seriously, I've always wanted to be able to do latin dancing. When I used to go clubbing and the latin house music came on I was off like a bullet on the dance floor shimmying for all I was worth.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:42,
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CoolI've said this to many a girl, but do let me know when you're coming
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I don't think the railway has reached Norwich yet.Better go by stage coach.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:45,
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I've just realised it's in Norfolk.*has second thoughts*
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:47,
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We have electricity here now and EVERYTHINGand there are regular Salsa classes in case frotting my groin is insufficient, and you'd like to do the same with a bunch of strangers
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I could probably do classes nearby but I'm terrible at getting my arse in gear and signing up.(
girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:54,
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...but trekking to Norwich for a spot of private tuition is no problem?Obviously it's my hips you're after rather than the salsa per se
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Last time I was in Norfolk I didn't see a lot of sheep.I did see a lot of chickens though.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:06,
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That's DerbyshireHere you have to look like one's sibling and/or parent
Try to keep up, Chompy
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Yes I know that, but she didn't say *looks familiar*so my hilarious joke wouldn't have worked.
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"Upside-down gonz-the-muppet".Think about it, ladies, think about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:28,
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his penis is blue, furry and hooked?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:40,
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Yeah', I suppose it has been quite a long time for you, I can see how you could forget.;p
This is me when I'm borrowing Chopmy's clothes: i149.photobucket.com/albums/s63/shinbone_bucket/gonzo.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:58,
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I would be called the Black Holebecause I can hide up peoples arseholes without them knowing. And then I suck in all their knowledge by listening to conversations.
My weakness would be getting shat out at inappropriate times.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:36,
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The problem with hiding up someone's bum,is that you hear a lot of shit.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:40,
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I'd be Premature Ejaculation Man"Hey you, get ba-aaack here...aww fuck"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:01,
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