Vipros is a predictable chump
Discuss

:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:47, 128 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Darth foxtrot is a whining shitcunt
Discuss
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Good weekend, Becky?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

There seems to be a lot of anger
around today

*smashes book against desk*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

understandable really
I'm too tired for anger though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Wow
I did not see that coming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

wouldn't make me angry anyway
I don't think I'm that predictable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I don't think I'm that horrible
but apparently I am, you COW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Any experts
on post-colonialism or imperialism around?

And I'm not angry, just terminally frustrated
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

What do you want to know?
I can make up anything and sound knowlegable.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

ah but can you make up 3000 words
on Imperialism/Empire being its own downfall?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

We could all help
like when you play consequences

"Imperialism is a concept and a reality of many parts and part of that is DOOM. It's own doom, wrapped in layers of respectability and custard"

OK, next
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Custard refers to a number of culinary preparations
involving whipped and cooked milk, sugar and egg yolk mixtures. Custards are typically very rich and thick and have many uses in desserts. Custard bases may also be used for quiches and other savoury foods. As a dessert, it is made from a combination of milk or cream, egg yolks, sugar, and vanilla. Sometimes flour, corn starch, or gelatin is added.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

However
imperialism is sweeter than custard, but probably not all things considered better for you. It has more in common with a McDonalds than custard in that respect.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

including the greasy
wrapping of evil
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

haha!
and the vile capitalist running dogs greasy sauce
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Gealtin is made by boiling the bones of animals, in rthe same way glue can be made from horse bones
so what I'm saying is go boil and animal, there's gold in them there hooves!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

gold like the evil capitalists
stole from Tatooine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

From this we can acertain that custard itself
acts as a non-newtonian cover for doom-based activities. But outside of this custard cocoon, imperialism finds itself in a world of hurt, attacked from all sides by small ant like creatures intent on its destruction and bumming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

speaking of that
I totally fucked up a lemon meringue pie this weekend. I failed at the cornflour + boiling water stage and the whole thing was just a congealed mess. Plus the lemons I used were value lemons so they had no lemony flavour whatsoever. In the end I just picked at the meringue topping over the weekend and then binned the rest. Sad face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

aww man
pudding disasters are the worst disasters.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I know, it was made worse by the fact
that the meringue was perfect, so it looked delicious, but in reality it just concealed a gelatinous goo pile of blandness.

I did make a toffee apple crumble last week that was fucking amazing. I had to eat it all myself because my other half doesn't like desserts (freak) and I was expecting to feel all "please god, no more" by the end of it, but I just wanted to make another one straight away.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

god damn
I need to learn to cook. I hate cooking, but I like pudding
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I find puddings to be the hardest thing to cook
so my mrs does those.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I can't cook to save my life
I think I've even built up an immunity to undercooked chicken from when I lived by myself. However, desserts and sweet things are my forte. Except for lemon meringue fucking pie, obviously.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

that sucks
lemon meringue pie is totally my favourite

my mum made rhubarb and ginger brulee the other night. I've never tasted anything like it. it was incredible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

sounds interesting
I'm not a fan of rhubarb though, it's just sour and horrible. Although that's based on a childhood experience of being forced to eat rhubarb crumble gooseberry icecream *shudder*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

it does need a good amount of sweetening
I've only recently started to eat it.

the pudding I mentioned was unbelievable. All 6 of us were astounded by how good it was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

nobody in my family will touch it
after my mother made a rhubarb crumble and my brother commented that it looked like stewed bollocks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

haha
that's gross!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

rhubarb has never been served again
not even rhubarb and custard sweets.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Although the evidence is all against it,
I disagree with your idea.

Sorry, not 3000 words, but this twitter age has ruined my ability to string two sentances together.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

or spell sentence
*zing*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I don't agree either
it's a discussion question on the gravediggers of Empire being imperialists themselves, but my tutor is a bit of a lefty and I know what he'd mark down (me blathering about external and economic forces)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'd say it was down to the few remaining Jedi,
the fact that they repeatedly fucked up the Death Stars, and one of them convinced his old man to bung the Emperor down a big shaft.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I think
the cold meds are making me take this answer seriously :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'd rather discuss something else.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'm all ears
and bored. Oh so bored.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

The americans now have a milatarised laser which they plan to deploy in "thearter" by the end of the year.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

how powerful is it?
pulse or beam?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Duh, a pulse is a bean...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

^this
*doffs cap*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Powerful enough to cut through a car according to some link I read about it.
but can only shoot a few times before landing.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

it's to be mounted on a plane?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Yeah, those ones that are in the first Transformers.
I would give you a link but my internet is so slow here it's barely usable. I think I read it on The Register, if you do a search for LASERS on there it'll probably come up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I remember a thing about their anti-missile laser
which was mounted on a 747, from a little while ago. is it that one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

It will probably only work well on matt black objects
Give your tank a polish, and you will be invincible again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

If a little conspicuous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Sorry, forgot about that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

i hope it's the prince of Wales theatre so it kills all those cunts in Mama Mia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Its THEATRE

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't plan shit.
Who the hell is calling the shots around here? Me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Damn Predictable
I guessed what he would be like before I went to the bash and he was just like I imagined.
( Peej, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

quiet you
your face was narrower than I expected
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Best insult ever

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

it wasn't intended as one
just an observation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You can't back down now.
Beardy
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

you have baffled me
I'm going to curl up in a ball and hide until you go away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Winner

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I didn't think it was an insult
As I am happy with my weight loss

edit* also, I didn't say what I expected did I? I actually expected him to be a sound chap and he was.
( Peej, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I'd thought it was down to photo angle and such
only one I've seen is your profile one I think.

good to meet you though, and a real shame you couldn't stay longer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I had to get away
I couldn't take any more. Actually I wish I could have stayed longer but the trains on a Saturday are shit.
( Peej, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I prefer javelin

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

meat javelin
I'd wager.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Only my own

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*Buys tickets to see Bartleby fucking himself*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Woah what's going on with the badness?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Post bank holiday blues
although i've had the most FB friend requests EVAH!

3! I'm up to 26 now (although I could cull a couple).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I try to cull once a week
But some people, I wouldn't know what to say if they noticed I'd culled them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

but
if they're not on your facebook.. they no longer exist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Haha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Personally
I don't bother with culling. I know about 250 out of 350 well, and the rest are pretty much inactive/may come in useful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I just hide the boring ones,
the ones who can't spell or the ones that spam me all the time with their jobs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

But you forget they're there
and all the time they're watching you...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

just waiting...

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

haha
they've probably hidden me because they've become bored of my updates being about cake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

You know how facebook
has two feed settings- most recent, and most relevant?

I am a little bit alarmed by the fact that my facebook always puts the same persons posts at the top of my page regardless of how many hours ago they posted. It feels like I'm stalking them accidentally, or that facebook can read my mind
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

i do this
then forget they can read mine...when you see them in real life and they know stuff you'd forgotten you put on your facebook, it is quite unnerving
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Heggzackly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

people keep adding me from the pub I used to work in
even though I've never spoken to them. And then when they see me in person they ask me about stuff on my status and I have to pretend that I know who the fuck they are
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I have this problem with LARPers
I never know their real names, either, so it's a bit pot luck especially if they don't have a photo of themselves in kit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

if I can ask
is not knowing their names a sort of etiquette thing- not breaking character and all that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

no
but you can spend a weekend talking to someone, but only knowing their character name. Perhaps I'm just rude enough not to ask out of character names
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Yeah, i'm worried about causing offence
i'm just too nice
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

potato and cabbage with a little mustard
makes delicous champ, discuss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

yes
this is teh nom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

darth foxtrot with the gay face say what

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I have no idea what you just said

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

say what say what

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Excellent, that clears it up, thank you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I think you're supposed to say
"what?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I think he knows that and is deliberatly not saying "what"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

No, I happen to speak Gangsta
So I know exactly what Kristine is saying

Honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

whickey whickey uuhhh

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I know, right?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

u i
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I am a hipster
and despite being 25 I can't grow a beard. *Puts up dukes*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

ahah! fisticuffs.
Sport of kings.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

The Marquess of Queensberry rules of course..

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm 25 and I can't grow a beard

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

In other news
Vipros and I have effectively transplanted Off Topic to QOTW by bitching at each other in the replies to my latest excretion. Revolution, an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)

it's not bitching
just sexual tension.

Though I think someone else has already suggested that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'm jam packed full of sexual tension but I don't bitch.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Well you've certainly shaken up this place.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

that's how Off Topic got started
slagging each other off turned to chatter in the replies to QOTW threads.

then we had this place created for us
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

like a tiny Zion

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

It's a little slice of heaven.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

This is a big zion
www.b3ta.com/board/9992677
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

awww :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

It even made me awwww.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

awwww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

that is great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It's very amusing
Were it the work of my own child I would be less amused. And she'd be locked in the cupboard under the stairs with a dictionary and a black eye.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

*keeps quiet*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

good man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

You do realise
if we carry on like this we'll have our own personal Off Topic created for us to work out our issues without disturbing others?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I think the two of you should just fuck and get it over with.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)

stick an 'off' inbetween 'fuck' and 'and'
and I'm 100% with you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

If you want in, Monty
It'll take more than your sweet talkin' ways. Lube would be a good start
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I get enough of this stuff off Vipros, the randy old fruit.
Don't you start, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

ha you wish
you dirty old woofter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Have you got all manner of stubble rash on your inner thighs?
Or is the beard bushy enough to tickle but not irritate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*bokes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

*bows*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Seems fair
But he has to drive to me. And shave first.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

work through issues fuck
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'd thought it was a conversation
which has now come to an end. nothing particularly unusual about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

CALM DOWN, YOU BENDERS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:53, Reply)