I thought you wrote "Mental alex"
and were referring to me. LOL!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

MentAlex (tm)
"He's a bit of a nutter"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm totally Ker-A-Zee me
I have a wacky tie and am the life and soul of the party.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Do you have Homer Simpson socks as well?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

aaaaaand we're back to Bruce Dickinson again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

What's that got to do with Bruce?
Unless wearing Homer Simpson socks makes you an amazing vocalist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Monty thinks Bruce is the Colin Hunt of the rock world

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

thinks has correctly pointed out
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

has correctly pointed out is a gargantuan pillow-biter and thinks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

That's the kind of homphobia I've come to expect from you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Ken Hom is terrifying!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

He has a mad Wok of POWER!
And he's chinese, so he's probably a commie.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He has the shifty looks of a sex tourist about him.
And his repeated references to 'ricewine' make me feel ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm totally listening to Ynqwie J Malmstean and gurning RIGHT NOW!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

what song?
he does one called I am a viking, which is amusing for the line that goes "you are a loser"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

That's not on the song,
that was your missus talking to you when you were listening to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

she sounds suspiciously like a man
and had previously been mentioning, at length, how she is a viking.

serious note: I can recommend Yngwie's song Flamenco Diablo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I've heard a few of his records
and have to say they were everything I dislike about 80s 'heavy metal' - fast but not tough enough, widdly for the sake of it and with more in common with virtuoso violin performance than rock'n'roll.

I'll give it a try on your recommendation, but I have him pegged as a poodle-permed showoff so it'll be a job to convince me otherwise...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

He really is the worst of the guitar wankers
but you can't get away from the fact that he can really really play guitar. His guitar versions of some classical pieces are superb, but his own 80s metal stuff is pretty fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

My favourite story about him
is that he was doing a telephone interview and was walking around and didn't look where he was going and walked into his swimming pool.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

that is excellent
he's a big freak

my understanding is that he was a troublesome child with no friends when he was young and got bought a guitar to shut him up. By the age of 8 he was practising all the time, until his fingers bled.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

To be as good as him
you would have to be such a loser that you do nothing but play guitar all day everyday. It's like Slash, he's a great player, but as a kid he must have been a real geek to get that good, hence when he made it big, straight on the smack and whores.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

yeah
the best guitarists I know got that way by having no lives. Now one of them is in the navy, on submarines no less.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You hate him don't you
you hate him because of his love of backdoor shenanigans.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

no
I hate him because he's a twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It was "Fire"
Now it's damageplan, and now it's Less than Jake.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

WIDDLING FURIOUSLY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You're an Alex?
Interesting. I always had you down as an Alan...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Ah-haaaaaaaa!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

But you've met me
surely I told you my name? Or maybe I didn't, I'm quite rude like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Yep.
You introduced yourself as Al. The suffix was still open to speculation!

(Fear not, I also leapt to the assumption that Becky was a Rebecca, and not, say, Engelbeck or Beckingham Palace.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I wish she was really called Beckingham Palace

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Well, it's still not been confirmed to me that she isn't...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm a Tamsin really

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

...really?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:47, Reply)

He's Albert really

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I want him to be Albequerque

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hot dog
Jumping frog
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You've lost me there...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You're not the King of Rock'n'Roll

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

This is very true.
Sadly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

it's a Prefab Sprout reference.
Don't worry old bean, it was a fucking shit tune with an even worse video, you missed nothing.


EDIT and possibly a worse band name even that Half Man Half Biscuit - something I believed to be scientifically impossible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Well, that's a relief.
But it's still one more daily reminder that I'm still not the King of Rock n'Roll. *sniff*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Want to be a 25-stone, pill-addicted, toilet-dying sellout?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It's a niche I can see myself slotting into quite comfortably.
Would prefer a more dignified death, mind...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Dio isn't dead yet!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

nor is Little Richard, the REAL king.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Ah, now going bi and growing a massive afro seems like an even better career move
Not to mention the fun of blacking up for the role...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

prize goes to Albert!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

That's what I thought for a while too.

(bill, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I always thought it was just Al
like Al Murray.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

For you and one of your corsets
I'll be anything you like.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I would like you to be a duck billed platypus
as I've never seen one in real life
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I do a good impression
all I need is a photo of a girl with tattoos under her breasts with out anything on
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

haha
I was wearing pants!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It will still work
just e-mail it over.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

just get psychochomp to do a search for the thread
he loves those searches
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You are so right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)