AWOOOOOOOOOOGA
BGB's thread wins the day.

However I am now too lazy to hunt thorugh looking for new posts. Also I had it pointed out to me that it looked like I love people who ignore Flim and that's not what I meant :( I just liked the idea of a man stood in the window with a big hand scrawled sign saying ignore and pointing at the office opposite. What do you like the idea of?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:04, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Fourth Reich.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I prefer to 5th

it's post I-Reich-ic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Some kind of Dancing on Ice Bloodbath

Every week the celebrities could skate on the frozen blood of last weeks losers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I like the idea of
being able to see the frozen faces of the eliminated celebrities under the ice.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

icy dead people
hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

no
just no
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

they should get that shiny robot from
Logan's Run to do the freezing. "Fish and plancton and gifts from the sea..."

Mmmmmm, naked Jennifer Agutter
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

like in Omen II

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

quantum multiple worlds
or whatever it's called
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Sliders?

(bill, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

that wasn't really what I was thinking of
More like Ian McDonald's Brazil
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Brasyl
Cool, might have to check that out.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

oops, yes
it's much better than City of Gods or whatever that one was called. I think Desolation Road was the best, though, nice and fucked up and odd
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I like the idea of there being lots of other planets
with intelligent life on.

Like Pandora, only with less Cameron-ism.

In God, the Devil and Bob there was a great bit where God was talking about starting again with a new world, this time made completely out of water. It was lolsome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

God, the Devil and Bob was brilliant!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Wasn't it?!
It's a shame they canned it after only half a series or so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Yeah, did they not bring it back?
Part of me wants to believe they did
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

No I don't think so
it just upset too many people.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

The bastard people with no sense of humour
I hate them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

more importantly
God hates them
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Based on the size of the universe
it's probable that there are a large number of planets/moons with intelligent life on them
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I know
exciting isn't it!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

it is quite exciting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

It's not two exclamation marks exciting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

what is?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

breasts!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

*high fives*
damn right!!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

ladies night at Chicago Rock in Nottingham!
Free shot of Schnapps if you flash your growler!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Yes it is
!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I like the idea of your vagina
but when faced with the hideous reality I don't like it at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

this is quite common

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

:(
But I replaced the plug in and everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

It's Glade you know

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

it's bigger than a glade

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

It's more of a prairie

I've heard there are gophers and Bill Murray!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

it's more of an abyss
with sea monsters

and bill murray
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's more of a collapsing star
with aliens

and Bill Murray
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Damn you all
NakedApe wins though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

damn it!
*flounces*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Yey for Asstro Physics and yey for vaginas
for never the twain shall meet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

like
Sense and Sensibility
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I like the idea
of time travel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

me too
it bothers me that we're stuck going in one direction and one second per second
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

time travel upsets me
because it's always about going back to see your past self and I can never get around the concept of there then being two of you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

but there are gazillions of us
which we just mold together with our notion of time to make something we call self
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

^
this. I've always rather liked the idea of sliding sideways in time, rather than on your own timeline and thus meeting a past-you without compromising yourself. Which is a bit mean
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

yeah, I have this over complicated plan
for a art photography project which is about going sideways in time. I think I have to think back inside the box a little, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

my brain is hurting

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

and this is why my projects never get finished
and why I make no money as an artist
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

yay
for overcomplicated projects. How would you represent sliding in time though? Overlayered figures of the same person in different clothes or mediums?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

well, currently it's a bit installation (well, in my head, I've not started yet)
Theoretically it would be lots of time lapse photos treated like 'time slices' in a Mynoskian Cube (I have no idea how to spell this). Then the viewer would be able to walk through the time slices sideways but look at them as if they were looking back through time.

Man, I'm so pretentious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Part of me
is just happily burbling and going 'that is really cool.' So it's fine. I really really wish I had artistic skill because I have far too many ideas like this
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

ah, well I'm also working on
a textiles project which seems to be something about android brains and lens bugs. Not sure where that's going, but it needs to be done in a week. Hence I'm sewing like a bugger while I'm on here.

You really don't need to be artistic to be an artist
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

by artistic
I mean I have zero talent or co-ordination for any type of creativity. I write, but anytime I've tried life-drawing, proper photography (I do it as a hobby) or even sewing I just flail.

But it would be rather nice if I did and could actually draw some of the things I think.

Android brains? In textiles? That's a different viewpoint
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

yeah, textiles is new to me and it's really frustrating not being as good as the rest in the class
I am fairly sure my project's a bit crap at the moment, I'm hoping if I just keep sewing and crocheting copper wire something good will happen

*crosses fingers*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I didn't even know
you could crochet copper wire. Will you ever get the chance to make cloth of gold?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

doubt it
but if you get fine wire of any sort you can crochet it, I'm just cheap so I got a spool of copper wire from Maplin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

well good luck with the project
it sounds excellent. Anything with timetravel or alternatively androids is good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

thank you
they are a few of my favorite things...*sings*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Double exposure fun

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I like the idea of time sliding to last night
so that me and my past self can hi-five each other while roasting al's mum. She likes that idea too.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

yay
now here's something I can get on board with
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I like the idea of sliding back in time and joining in
It's not incest if you time travel.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

the guy in Time Traveller's Wife
wanks his former self off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'd presume
it wasn't incest, just masturbation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

does that make it OK?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I'm not actually sure.
If my future self turned up and wanted in on sexy-time, then I'd think that time-travelling had really screwed with my brain, and would probably be more interested in figuring out what the fuck was wrong with future me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I reckon I'd probably get it on with my future self.
Only because we're both desperate enough.
I reckon it'll end with me getting frustrated and stopping me, me patting my back and trying to wipe away tears that I don't want me to see.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

That's one of the most confusing things
I've ever read.

If you managed to get past the initial 'I'm fucked in the head' and the whole horribly weird and twisted thing to have sex at all, it'd probably be quite good. No misunderstandings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Is that what your dad said
after he rammed his tinkywinky up your po?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

like how Fry is his own grandfather.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*ignores*
Mwahahaha I knew what you meant you bummer!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Tell your husband this:
FINSBURY PARK! Just tell him that again and again.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

You can stop now, he's got the message.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I like the idea of taking tomorrow off
Shall I do it? Shall I?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

AH!
after thinking about time travel too much, "taking tomorrow off" sounds like some complicated time fiddling nonsense
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

time fanny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

No because I have to work
and as such so do you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

THIS
with fucking bells on
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I promise if you let her have tomorrow off
I'll make her day a complete misery constantly ordering her to make tea and fluff my pillows
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Like I'd go round to yours any earlier!
I'd spend the day with my other boyfriend, the one who isn't ill.
The one who can take me punting.
His name's Jerome. Yeah. Jerome.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I like the idea of having a buzzer, like on the Graham Norton Show.
So that when someone does something I don't like, or someone walks into my office acting like an ugly cunt bitch I can press it and they have to leave.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

This would be even better if it was in my office
and when I pressed the button you just turned up and totally fucked their shit RIGHT up ghetto stylee.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I just had a flash back of psychology in high school.
We had to marry a classmate in a mock wedding.
My "husband" chose a Shaft theme. Instead of saying 'I do' we said 'Fo sho'.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Breasts

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)