Fucking cows.
Breaking into my garden and leaving your fucking shits all over the place. Hurry up and die so I can have a new leather jacket.

And cats as well. You're gonna get kidnapped and shaved one day. Shittest of all the felines, thats you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aren't all felines cats?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I think she's using "cat" as a shorthand for domestic cats
as opposed to things like Lions and Cheetahs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Well she's FUCKING WRONG
And I expect an apology.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

n apology blowjob
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

<s>*original text*</s> *sex act*
that's some comedy gold there.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

your PANDAring
stopped being funny years ago too and yet you continue
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

FUCK YOU
You're just being pedantic and awkward.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm only joking,
Good weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Not particularly
But I'm back in Manchester now, so everything is good again. You?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah it was ok,
poetry night was interesting and my mate won poet of the night. Which was good for him.
Are you all tatooed up now?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I am, there are a couple of pics on facebook.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I will stalk you shortly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I shall look forward to it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I just stalked you, it's quite nice, it's healed quickly.
Did it hurt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Thanks
That was straight after I'd had it done, so it's not healed yet. It's yet to peel though.
Like a bitch! Much more than the last one. But it only took about half an hour.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Me too :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

My mother has taken to looking out of the window in the small hours so she can chase cats off her lawn.
I said she's lucky they don't charge her for the fertilizer they leave in her flower beds.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

motion sensitive
water cannons are required :D
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

She has actually enquired about this
She is obsessed
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it's not fertilising
it's horrible stuff, chock full of toxoplasmosis.

I hate cats. the fucking cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

There's one that I keep encouraging
I sit in my mum's gazebo and call him pudd'n and give him ham.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

We have to stop one of my flatmates from stealing and shaving cats
When she gets drunk. I'm all up for it but some freaks actually like them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Please tell me she succeeded. Even if it was just the once.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Not yet, but she's determined to do it by the end of the year.
I personally, am going to help. If she does, there will be pictures.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

oh it's definitely over now

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

You have a garden in Manchester
which cows broke into? That's astounding!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I have a garden in Cheshire.
I haven't always lived in Manchester.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm still impressed that you have a garden that cows can break into
even if it's in Cheshire. Sheep broke into my mum and dads back garden. I have seen two cats in my back garden. And a squirrel. Once I thought I saw a rat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I live out in the middle of nowhere,
So our garden backs onto fields. Cows in the garden are a regular occurence.

We get foxes and badgers and everything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

get shag
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Hahaha

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

jacket gimp mask
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)