Beat your chest whilst screaming "I'M A SEXY WILDMAN*!" whilst looking at pictures of pugs
or have a rolfawank which is a wank whilst making Rolf Harris colouring in noises a pom pom pom un shicka hun hun sadlyhedidn'tmakeitthroughtheniiiiight rom pom pom

*I know you're a women but it adds to the fun
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is flat out wonderful.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:29, Reply)

sometimes when I'm feeling sad I spit on my palm and high five myself in the face whilst saying the alphabet in my best Elma Thud voice
Then I french my dog. We both pop broom-ons and then take it in turns to turbo mince around the coffee table whilst clapping.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a bit of pug love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Pervert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:35, Reply)

P P P P P P PUUUUGLURVE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:36, Reply)

And you.
Coming over here, shagging our dogs and then kicking them 'til they sick rainbows
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:37, Reply)

A dog once kicked me and I sicked a rainbow.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:38, Reply)

This I can believe somehow.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:40, Reply)

This has gone very surreal
I like it
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:39, Reply)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Needs moar rainbows.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:41, Reply)

He brought his own sheep in with him to cuddle. He was very sweet :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:42, Reply)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:49, Reply)

You defiled the pretty puggle
This makes me sad
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:51, Reply)

awesome

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:51, Reply)

HURNY A BLORT BLORT

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:55, Reply)

BUS WANKER

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:56, Reply)

MY BRAIN HURTS

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:57, Reply)

night all, I'm going to punch my grandad in the chest.
he sounds like someone farted past a klaxon after I've done it, it's well funny.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Night Aces

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
aw he looks so :3
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:41, Reply)

QUICK, WHERE'S GONZ?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:42, Reply)

Nah, Gumsy is your man for Puggles, Gonz is just a whore for any kind of dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I'm rubbish at this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:46, Reply)

but do you
wank furiously whilst reciting the Lords Prayer? you aren't really a man unless you do..... (no smiley, apparently not the done thing on here...)
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Some say I am barely a man to be honest.
half man, half women, half milking machine, half Terry's Chocolate Orange. Unless Dawn French has been around. then I'm just half man, half women, half milking machine.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Fuck it, I smiley.
:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Someone, I'm not going to speculate who
started a Facebook fan group celebrating that very act today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:41, Reply)

I got an invite
I haven't joined yet. Just in case it's a priest's grooming circle.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I've got some of my kid's mates on Facebook
so I'll not be joining.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Very wise.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Link please
I wish to join this group.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Mobile
m.facebook.com/profile.php?ra52ead9d&id=113040698717773&refid=0
If that doesn't work just Facebook search for 'masturbating in public while crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 6:15, Reply)

:)
It had to be done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I couldn't see who created it on mobile
but I'm quite impressed :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

This is impressive, thanks
Made me thing about other b3ta memes as fb groups, strangely enough, NO ONE has yet made and "I like breasts" group.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

ISAGN
I see a great need
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

DO IT.
And then send me the link.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)