how about this one?
"Is guna c if i can live wiowt fb for 2 wk....... Hmm im not likin my chances!"

Wiowt? WIOWT?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fucking hell
that's a new low.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

WIOWT! I can hear it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

You're from Liverpool though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

me too!
that's what drives me crazy, I can't help but read it in their chavish accent and then I hate myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

See, I can understand the use of text speak
When texting. It kind of makes sense. It's generally easier and saves characters. But when conversing on line using a proper keyboard? FUCK OFF!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Text speak drives me crazy
unless it's absolutely necessary. I don't use c, u and r as words, but sometimes I'll put pls or ppl to save characters if I can't fit everything I need to say in one text. I hate when people text back with "kk" as a reply.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Lots of people use Facebook on their mobile though
so it's a natural extension. Not that I condone it - daughter knows I won't reply if she writes in spk.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I'm going to keep going so you can all be as angry as me
"Were my taxi.rangt it ages ago,rang bk n got 2 min! Obv nd a dam watch!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I don't know what this means

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It took me a little while
but I think it means "Where is my taxi? I ordered it ages ago, but when I called back they said it was 2 minutes away. They obviously needs a darn watch!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Where is my taxi, I rang it ages ago, rang back and got told it would be two minutes.
They obviously need a watch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

"Obv nd a dam watch"
What? Can anyone translate this?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I think someone's sig is
'chav translator extraordinaire' but I can't remember who
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It was applebite,
she has failed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

It was mine.
But it isn't anymore so technically I haven't failed.
I was reading the 'nd' as 'and' rather than 'need'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I did that initially
stupid chavs, making me doubt myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

"How do u block mental physcos frm mobile fb,also how do u block ppl ringin n txtin on a cukie?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

ringing and texting on a cucumber?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I thought it was cookie
but I don't really get the context. How do people ring you on a cookie? Or is that the name of the new LG phone?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)