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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nah! most guys who've been told their good at it like to brag about it.
I've never met a women who's upfront about being good at blow jobs unless pushed on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:04, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Really?
I know several
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I tell a lie.
I've met one. She also preferred anal sex so you can imagine what a fun girl she was.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Actually, the last girl who was boasting to me about her cocksucking prowess was a big fan of buttsex

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I've heard these fans of buttsex exist
but have yet to meet one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)
They are out there.
It's just most of them don't like to shout about it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)
They're shouting about it in the videos I've seen.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
none of the girls I know with whom I have discussed that sort of thing have cared for it
most have flat out refused to consider it, or didn't like it when they tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Why would you want to put your willy in a bumbum?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Because he's a GAYER

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)
yeah
you'd get poop on it.
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too much trouble for not enough reward if you ask me
I didn't say I was keen on it, just that I've never met any women who said they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)
...but plenty of men who were,
eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Weapons grade shirting, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I know remarkably few gay men
I suspected a few of my friends, but they just turned out to be slow starters.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Ah ok, I see

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
that's because women don't take pride in their work
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I'm quite good at sucking cock.
I'm only saying this because you pushed me into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I have it printed on a tshirt

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did BGB push you into that?
I have a shirt that says "I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
She pushes me to wear it all the time.
I once saw a thong that said "it won't eat itself" which I thought was distasteful.
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to be fair though, who's going to see it?
also, I don't actually wear it
I do have one that I wear often that says "lets play army, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)
that's crude
you're crude, Kristine, CRUDE!
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Damnit, that's the second time in 12 fucking hours I've been called crude.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)
were they both by me?

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no, the other was by my friend
I said something dirty, if I hadn't been so drunk I might remember what I'd said
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
You're so CRUDE KRISTINE
There we go, now it's three.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I might have to change my name.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
in theme with the thread, you could change your sig to
'is being crude on'
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fabulous idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)
My new favourite piece of chavwear
is the hoodie reading "orally gifted" I saw on a chavette in Brixton the other weekend.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I've met loads
I'm one.
I won't be having none of that bumming though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Never accept a blowjob from someone hungry.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)
If she's hungry
she could be tricked into deep throating
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I must be one of the few women that are crap at it and proud to admit it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)
You just need more practice...

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I'm 44.
How much practice do you think I've had?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Age and mileage
are not necessarily one and the same thing!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Well I've been around the block a bit.
And I'm still crap, although not unwilling.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)
It takes a lot for a blowjob actually to be bad
There's good ones and fantastic ones. Provided you keep your teeth out of the equation and give a little flutter tongue action on the helmet, I doubt any bloke would complain!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Oh they never complain.
I don't loose sleep over it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
'lose'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I'm a +r

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Start with a small one.
K2k6 can probably help there.
When you've worked your way up to 'plantain' let me know.
I can help there.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Yeah
Mine's like a lemur's pinkie, so you'd have no bother. It would be like sucking the rubber on the end of a pencil.

Or perhaps not...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I don't think I am.
I hate blow jobs, so never give them and am therefore probably crap.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Yay! I have a crap blowjob sister.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Woo!
*Crap blow job five!*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
*praises Jesus*
Afternoon, Manzanita!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I was thinking almost exactly the opposite.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Afternoon Rootles!
How are you this fine day?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I'm supa dupa fly ta!
I'm tired but I had dreams about adventure games so it's understandable.
You a happy apple today?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I dreamt for the first time last night that my teeth fell out
which is something that my sister dreams all the time and she said it's supposed to indicate anxiety about something. However, I'm not particularly worried about anything, so now I'm worried that my subconscious knows more than me.
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it is a classic anxiety dream
but it could be a a wider thing like general confidence problemos rather than the threat of repossession!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Maybe your subconcious is worried that your teeth are going to fall out.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
ha I think that might be it
I got a letter from the dentist telling me it's time for a checkup and I don't want to go.
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Do you not like dentists?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I'm not scared of them or anything and pain has never bothered me,
it's just that they always tell me off for my brushing skills when I try really really hard but my gums just bleed everywhere anyway.

I don't like the hygienist doing her cleany thing though, it makes me feel funny.
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That is understandable.
I am a happy apple, and I'm very excited about going to Kitty's dance class tonight.

I had a dream about repairmen banging on my door, but then there were repairmen banging on my door. At half nine in the morning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I got woken up by a bed delivery once
Oh, the irony.
Twat was at the wrong house.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I'm looking forward to it too
although I did 20 crunches on Wii Fit this morning and now my belly aches so I'm going to be full of the ows tonight.
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Oh dear.
I expect I won't be much better, I haven't been keeping up my work outs very well over the holidays, and I don't feel very flexible at all.
I should probably crack out the plank for a bit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I was doing the plank this morning
it makes me growl.
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I didn't plank,
I went and made cheese on toast instead.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Why do you hate them?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Perchance, 'tis the taste
Shouldn't be that bad if one has a 'gentlemen's wash' beforehand though, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Going down on a woman isn't always a strawberry milkshake either
but it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Yeah, I know
I get a sore tongue after a while though, and I have a bad habit of dribbling! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)
eww
old people shouldn't say stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Helps with the lubrication though!

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Mmmm, disco minge.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)
*Dies a little*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Because my ex is a cunt

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
And it's hard to suck
off a labia?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Eh?
Edit: Oh wait, I get it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)
And I bet you laughed and laughed

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I did, my sides are aching from all the laughing.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Jesus woman, just because he doesn't like YOU doesn't mean we all find him hard work...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Fair play.
You probably know this, and I may be alone in my thinking, but an average blow job is usually considerably better than average sex.
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