I did a little sick in my mouth when I read this just now.....
gizmodo.com/5508246/dear-god-kfcs-chicken+as+bread-sandwich-is-coming

Seriously, America, seriously.... =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:01, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am disturbed.
What was the logic behind that?
"How can we get more fat into this fat?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

needs more bacon
battered bacon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

And I notice they have failed to batter the cheese - smacks of a missed opportunity to me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)

then you could deep fry the whole lot for good luck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I've had an idea since I was a kid.
You get slice of banana, batter'n'deep-fry it, cover in nutella, batter'n'deep-fry, cover in peanut butter, batter'n'deep-fry, cover in mashed banana, batter'n'deep fry....etc, until you have a gob-stopper like battered'n'deep-fried thinggy. Eaither a few the size of golf balls, a few less the size of tennis balls, or a football for when the lads are around.

You could add ice cream layers maybe, I donno, whatever you fancy really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

you really are the best
make it now!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

One day !
Maybe in the summer when I do a BBQ on my roof garden thinggy, along with a bottle of vodka inside a water-mellon, they take a week to make, but are awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)

how do you hollow it out beforehand?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

with a sharpened cock

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)

You put the water mellon laying down horizontally, cut a hole in the top (make sure you keep the piece you cut out), then pour some vodka in the hole.
Depending on the size of the hole, in about 6 hours, the vodka would be soaked through into the water-mellon, where you can fill it up again. An average size water mellon can take a bottle of vodka.

Once it's done, over the week or soo, put it in the fridge for a few hours, then serve.

If you're doing it in a country prone to insects, cover it with some sort of mesh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I wonder how many women here can relate to that.
lololololol
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Thanks
that could be pretty good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:01, Reply)

a recipe for most things in life

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Southern Fried Bacon
is actually very good, in small amounts.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Ignoring the crimes against geekhood displayed here...
gizmodo.com/5515565/kfc-double-down-sandwich-destroyer-of-touchscreens

... It's making me think "How on earth can someone put that in their body", it wouldn't even be nice in any way shape or form.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)

The sandwich or the iPad?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

The sandwich, I'm totally sold on the iPad, only reason I'm not getting one at launch is because I'll be out of the country at the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I'm gutted it's not being launched in the UK
It looks nom!
(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

No it doesn't.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

yes it does

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I looks like an abomination
A hideous, terrifying chimera of the flesh of pigs and chickens incarcerated in an edifice of flour and milk fats which sweats grease.

Seriously, eat one of those and your lower bowel will be greased up more than that of a rent boy at a gay orgy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)

careful with statements like your last there
Monty will stampede to KFC
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:20, Reply)

One man in a Hawkwind T-shirt does not a stampede make.
A herd of obese Americans, on the other hand...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll be there first.
Yum yum. Piglet wants us to go to America so we can visit the heart attack cafe.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)

My local cafe has, sadly,
removed the 'heart attack' breakfast from their menu and replaced it with the infinitely less tough-sounding 'volcano'.

The benders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I like chicken
but 23grams of fat in a single sitting. Not so much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'm at a loss for words.
This is completely nasty. I can't believe they left didn't take the opportunity to also put bacon on the outside and deep fry the whole thing. (That would solve our health care problem as all of he people eating it would die almost immediately).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I bet someone at the County Fair
will do a deep fried version!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:04, Reply)

The chippy round the corner from my old house had a 'healthy options' menu
Salad (OK)
Kebab (really?)
Fried Chicken (!)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)

That looks utterly disgusting
but I bet it tastes quite good.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:54, Reply)

isn't this more or less a club sandwich, without the bread?
And at 540 calories, it clocks in somewhat lower than the average tesco wrap.

Eh... I'd eat it.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:20, Reply)