most excited was just before meeting b3tans
most bored was shortly after TGB started talking.

I'm actually in a state of perpetual excitement at the moment is I have big plans for when I'm on holiday in a week and a half
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:30, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah yeah
we know
you're gonna put it in her pooper
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

then wipe it on the curtains

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Good job they are brown cordoroy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

like my trousers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

My mates dad has two brown cordoroy suits
not sure if this is a good or bad thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

good in my view
I am actually wearing brown corduroy flares.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

did you trip and fall into the 60's this morning?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

it was the 70s
and it happens every morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

trippy dood

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

tell me about it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Are your flares legs made of volcanoes?
oh my god I'm hysterical with laughter!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

3 martini lunch again

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I think you must be right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Picture it!
Like putting your legs down the volcano holes and then the mountainy bits being your brown cord flares!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

5 martini lunch
5 martini Tenants Super lunch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I'm sober dude!
Oh, he'd need brown cord shorts too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

got some
although they are really faded, so not so brown any more.

my trousers aren't quite that flared.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

You should get some volcano flares man

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

naa
I go for ones that are too long, so the flared bit is all baggy on top of my shoes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Volcanoes are pretty long

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

that's why they call me the volcano
well, that and because only seismologists know when I'm about to erupt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

jesus!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I don't understand

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

And I cannot explain it!
I've just burst out laughing again all over the office!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

LOL!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Wait until the end of the holiday,
my housemate made that mistake, she said no and he had to spend another week with her where all she wanted to do was talk about it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

christ

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah, I can't imagine it was good fun.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

If the opportunity were to ever arise, I'd like to be asked, to be surprised.
And not talked to about it.
None of my friends have had that, it's all been "we talked about it and decided we wanted to get married" or they got knocked up and had a shot gun wedding
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Ooooh, I though he was talking about anal as per Kristine's post
this now makes much more sense. Good luck!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I can imagine that would've been confusing for you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yeah, ignore the post further down about talking and wanking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I did think that a little odd
but not all that surprising, even talking about proposals
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Unless one led to the other...
"Well, he asked, and I must have looked really disgusted, because in the awkward silence that followed, he panicked and asked me to marry him...I just wish I hadn't been stark naked and on all fours at the time."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

This is Vipros we're talking about.
She won't say no.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

There's always the possibility, you can't assume they're going to say yes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

hmmm
it's an interesting point

I'm certain she won't say no, given that our enormous joint mortgage is more of a commitment, but timing is worth considering.

I was thinking I'd do it near the beginning, then I could reap the benefits for the rest of the holiday.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I thought this about our mortagage
turns out that this is not the way girls look at things. Do it early in the holiday, almost everyone I know taht has got engaged has argued with their girlfriend before hand as they as uptight and twitchy so just do it and reap the rewards!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I know my gf does look at it like that fortunately
the worst part of this whole thing is that I have yet to phone her old man and do the shit traditional bit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Well, good luck

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

You've misspelled 'rape' there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

apologies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Could he jack off to her talking about it?
Or was it not that kind of talk?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Sounds exciting
probably means you won't have funds for this.

Sorry, need to share with someone.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I bet that sounds great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

The guy I was talking about yesterday, that fixed the vox
has an imitation one (I found out today) but it was lovely to play and sound.
The genuine ones go for £30k, £10500 is a steal.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

fuck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

WANT
Are you...buying that?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Hahaha,
no.
Looking to spend about £200 on a guitar on ebay in the next week, and I have had to really consider whether I can justify that.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

what are you considering?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

All of this talk has given me an idea.
Meet at the top of the board when I've found out how to post pictures on here.


I'll probably be quite a while to be honest.
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)